When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.
“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
by ECV:Showtime aka “ Stache Hat” December 21, 2023
Get the Moldy Hay Bail mug.
Get the HAYS? mug.Hayes is the best man ever created, he is worshipped by all the gods, all his classmates must serve before his majesty, he must be respected by everyone. His word is the law, he is power itself, he is amazing, and will always be the best, and this is Hayes. SO RESPECT HIM
Matt saw him and said "OMG ITS HAYES, KNEEL BEFORE HIM BEFORE HE KILLS US!!!"
Max saw him and said " OMG MY IDOL OMG PLS PLS PLS LET ME WASH YOUR FEET !!!!"
Max saw him and said " OMG MY IDOL OMG PLS PLS PLS LET ME WASH YOUR FEET !!!!"
by AdamSquidward123 February 13, 2023
Get the Hayes mug.by Little club fan_love March 13, 2017
Get the Hay mug.When you are fucking your sister and dad walks in you continue fornication and climax and in your father's face
I was fucking Bobbi Jo when dad burst in and sister and I went to the finish and dad got the Kentucky hay loft to the face.
by Hymengrinder June 14, 2018
Get the Kentucky hay loft mug.by nñé January 3, 2023
Get the Hai shinu mug.by Tj pumpmaster June 4, 2023
Get the Stinky fanny hai mug.