hang lows

The greatest musical act since Weird Al.

Its members have all been arrested for sex crimes.
They probably had sex with your moms...

In fact they are probably your dad!
If you look up fucking awesome in the dictionary, well the Hang Lows wont be there but its a good way to kill some time.

or you could visit. www.myspace.com/thehanglows

the hang lows will rock your balls right off.

by joe mammamamma February 3, 2010

hang ten

Australian term for blowing a fart. Heard this in Sydney.

Golly, I think that sheila hung ten!

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

hang rape

When your buddy mistypes gang rape in a text message he sends you and types hang rape, could he have really meant to get a rope ready and hang the chick that's coming over to divert the attention of her hands to her neck?

yeah i'm crusin by with my hot neighbor - don't get ready to hang rape her

by Carl Withers December 24, 2007

hang low

One Titty is bigger

Honey one hang low. Your fault U keep sucking my left tit now suck on the right one. then maybe they both hang low!

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

Maintenance Hang

Hanging out with a friend or acquaintance after not doing so for an extended period, and with no intention of doing so again soon. Meant to 'maintain' a relationship, but not necessarily further it.

Yea, I hadn't talked to Doug in like five weeks, so I'm going over there tonight for a maintenance hang. Hopefully I won't have to see him again for a few weeks...

(Note: works well with those friends you wish to maintain a... *business* relationship with...)

by Mr_Cookieface January 14, 2009

Hang Shit

When you have a small little poop that won’t fall off of your butt and you decide to wipe it just to make the shit go all over the surroundings of your butt hole

Hey Carlos, guess what! I just had a hang shit in the bathroom

by Mehow Mehow December 15, 2019

Hanging Loaf

When an incredibly flamboyant homosexual, often with a baby dick, hangs a loaf of Nickle's white bread by his front door to indicate he is down to blow just about any man who presents himself. This is similar to red lights in the red light districts. When the gay sex has culminated all parties involved indulge in sammiches.

Look! That dude is hanging loaf! Let's go get our nuts gobbled by whomever lives there!

by Ben Jangler May 23, 2021