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swift half

five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.

"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.
"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"
by Ben Bashford June 3, 2003
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Half

approx. 1/2 of an ounce of marijuana.
yo, let me get a half.
by m.nine October 28, 2003
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Wolf Haley

Wolf Haley is one of the many alter egos of Tyler, the Creator.
Tyler is a rapper in the rap group OFWGKTA a.k.a odd future, wolf gang.

Wolf is the idea of extreme coolness in Tyler's mind and as he admires him he also argues with him in many songs.
In the song "Yonkers" by Tyler the creator the following infers that he is arguing with Wolf Haley over the good things in life
Wolf: Green paper, gold teeth, and pregnant gold retrievers all i want.
Tyler: Fuck money dimes and bitches dont need 'em
by golfwangplease. June 5, 2011
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Hall Sweep

When the school announces there is a Hall Sweep on the intercom. You have to get to class before the bell rings, because the teachers will lock their doors and the security officers will come and get you. Then you get Saturday Work and have to clean thrash on Saturday. Hall Sweeps are announced during passing period and are usually called after fights, that usually ,but not always occur during lunch. Sometimes they are announced more than one passing period.
Bill: Look a fight!

John: Cool lets go see.

*watches fight for about 10 seconds*
*security runs to stop the fight*

Bill: Woah his nose was bleeding

*bell rings*

(INTERCOM speaker announces -THIS IS A HALL SWEEP ,ALL STUDENTS OUT OF CLASS AFTER THE BELL WILL GET SATURDAY WORK!)

John: Oh crap, gotta get to class.
by Anonymous--AL April 27, 2008
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Jasper Hale

Twilight vampire who is often forgotten but is equally as sexy as Edward Cullen. How can undead, chivalrous, Southern vampires get hotter? Team Jasper!
History teacher: Tiffany, what is the most important part of the Civil War?

Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
by hahaha! Penelope! May 13, 2009
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Halie

She is the most amazing girl I could ever meet and she is sweet Beautiful smart interesting funny fun to be around but most importantly the Love of my heart
Halie is a person who makes friends easily
by TheRealOzzy July 23, 2016
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Playing Halo

Hot and dirty sex, without constraint or the least acquiesance to established rules of civility; equivocally the act of indulging in one another's bodies for sexual pleausure, all under the pretense of playing a popular video game
M: Did you see Trevor and Dustin playing Halo last night?

B: Unfortunately! Oh, my eyes...
by Matthew Nomas February 14, 2008
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