cycler's gooch

When you ride your bike too much and your gooch hurts

Man I've been smoking too much meth, I've been riding my bike to burn the energy and I've got a bad case of "cycler's gooch", now my gooch is sore and bruised, I need to buy a softer seat that has a less phallic shape.

cycler's gooch by sambo0414 June 18, 2014

Pluck My Gooch 

Used as an insult for any number of situations whereby it warrants that whatever is said is negated by a a directive that the other party would be better off if they were plucking the stank ass hairs out of your filthy gooch.

Teacher: Dan. Your scholastic performance is below par.

Dan: Pluck my gooch.

Boss: I need you to stay late tonight and help with clean up.

Employee: I need you to pluck my gooch.

Driver1: Hey asshole. You almost hit me.

Driver2: Pluck my gooch.

Pluck My Gooch by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Fruity Gooch 

The Gooch - The general region between the anus and the genital organs.

Fruity - Added Flavour Or Taste.

A Fruity Gooch Occurs When A Person Is In A Hot Envoiroment And Begins To Sweat, Thus Making Their Gooch Moist And "Fruity"

Its Hot Isn't IT?
I Know I've Got A Bit Of A Fruity Gooch!

Fruity Gooch by Woodsterix June 23, 2010

Femme Gooch 

The femme-gooch is exactly what it says on the tin: the lady's perineum, the female gooch.

The femme-gooch is considerably smaller than the man gooch, but no less important.

I have been riding this horse all day, and boy does my femme gooch hurt!

When I set about losing my virginity, I couldn't find the target zone, and instead impacted the femme gooch.

Femme Gooch by - TL - December 14, 2009

ganj de gooch 

A method of transporting your weed in the confines of the gooch -- via air, boat, cop car or other means.

Two homies arriving in Phoenix without weed.

"Man, I wish I wasn't stuck in Arizona without any hookups."

"Ain't no thang, necco. I got you. I pulled a ganj de gooch. We sittin' pretty."

ganj de gooch by TallCan211 May 20, 2009

dirty gooch rash 

rash one gets when sttempting to keep the gooch clean and attempting to clean up dirty gooch hair. caused when one shampoos said gooch and doesnt rinse properly hence forming the DIRTY GOOCH RASH!

Homie 1:Nigga my gooch be itchin!i think i got the dirty gooch rash!!!11one
Homie 2:Dumbass you need to be shampooin that shit regularly!
Homie 1:dayum dawg i be shampooin that shit every day!
Homie 2:Fuckin dumbass you need to rinse properly now stop fuckin itchin youre scarin away them fine ass bitches im tryin to bag!

at this point in time Homie 2 decides Homie 1 needs to die and busts a cap in his ass...or dirty gooch...same area

dirty gooch rash by Patrick from Atown November 30, 2006

Dirty Gooch Hair 

The hair between your spank bag and o-ring. If you're not shampooing that shit regularly, then it'll turn into.... Dirty Gooch Hair!

Dirty Gooch Hair can sometimes get dingleberries caught in it. Always try to soap it down with the families bar of soap so it don't stink like a black street urchin. Bitches don't like dirty gooch hair so try shavin that shit off or maybe perming it.

R-Kelly is known to braid his dirty gooch hair

Homie 1: Nigga you stink!
Homie 2: I didn't get to shower this mornin
Homie 1: Well did you at least wash out your dirty gooch hair?
Homie 2: Nigga I told you I didn't get to shower
Homie 1: Damn nigga you scarin' all da bitches away
Homie 2: (Shanks Homie #1 Dead) Lets see how you like it

(Homie #2 Dumps the steaming load he's been holding all morning on Homie #1)

Dirty Gooch Hair by Shankmasta November 26, 2006