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gooch cobbler

The quagulated pasty sauce that forms in the gooch area while your lady rides you on her period.
My wife had to stop riding me,because the gooch cobbler was running down my butt.
by Jdizzlefromtctx December 4, 2017
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Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.
Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!
by Tally P January 31, 2023
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gooch egg

A turd.
by Durdentyler69 October 22, 2015
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Gooch

Nickname for goat cheese. GOat+CHeese=Gooch.
This gooch is so yummy, man I love gooch.
by yonkers16 August 12, 2024
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Gooch

The area between one's asshole and their testicles or their vulva depending on what's in their pants. In other words; it's the border between poundtown and the local dump.
Steph tore her gooch while doing yoga last night, or at least that's how she claims it happened.
by VeeTheBean November 19, 2023
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The Gooch

Snoop Dogg's pet cockroach. Yes he did name it that. Look it up
"have you seen The Gooch lately?"
"No, but I've heard he's the size of a dollar bill"
by Gretelismycat July 13, 2025
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Gooch

Computer Dust Bunny Collection ( CDBC) that is collected over a collected period of dust collecting time.
Yo, this laptop got some gooch for the cooch collector.
by DerpyDerpPimplePoppingSr. September 1, 2025
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