A method of transporting your weed in the confines of the gooch -- via air, boat, cop car or other means.
Two
homies arriving in Phoenix without weed.
"Man, I wish I wasn't stuck in Arizona without any hookups."
"Ain't no thang,
necco. I got you. I pulled a ganj de gooch. We sittin' pretty."
Term of an endearment for the person that you ignore while watching your favorite shows. The only attention given is during commercial breaks.
Girl: "Hey babe! Love you! You're my little shmuckers. What are you doing at the computer? I can't believe this chick on tv...she's a mess. You there, babe? I need to see what happens next week cuz these people are crazy. We can watch it together!
Guy: "I'm just your commercial meat...I know your games. I haven't heard anything from you for like 15 minutes and now I'm getting a concentrated blast of attention that's almost too overwhelming."
Buy a
commercial meat
mug!
