goobersecond

a speed so fast no one can tell how fast it is and if you do go this speed your skin will evaporate off of your body and you will be going around 1000 times the speed of light times the exponent of 10 to the power of the sun. failure to go exactly 1237 steps per second will result in terminal cancer

nigga 1 bro i just ran a mile
nigga 2 bro forget that i just ran 180000000000000 miles in one goobersecond

by Nigerianprince1212 February 19, 2023

Goober

A goober is a person who is gooby or has a lot of goob.

Your such a goober.

by Heheheyup March 19, 2023

Goober

Noun: a person participating in activities of trolling and/or tomfoolery of an unspecified variety or category

Person A: "So you literally replaced all the salt in the shakers with sugar?"
Person B: "Yeah, I'm a bit of a Goober"

by IareGM April 9, 2023

gooberd

to get attacked by a goober

Man i just got gooberd D:

by :D ;D :) ;) :0 :O :o April 13, 2023

Gooberism

When someone starts acting more and more like a goober.

Stop having a gooberism.

by The real goober April 16, 2023

goober

a term commonly by the youtuber Polygon Donut to determine something silly

"LOOK AT THIS GOOFY GOOBER I LOVE IT!!!"

by mewity! April 18, 2023

Goober Male

An individual with all of the same exact traits of a sigma male, except they are very silly in nature; even when they are serious, they don't fail to be a goober.

Despite Xavier's independent and strong nature as a sigma, he is still a Goober Male regardless.

by Mr.Real69 April 19, 2023