golden homer

This is where a man is engaging in intercourse with a female and accidentally, or on purpose, pisses inside the bitch and afterwards saying "DOH"

Johnny and Suzie were bumping uglies when all of sudden Johnny gave Suzie a Golden Homer and Johnny exclaimed "DOH"

by COMA SUTRA August 13, 2007

golden assist

When a guy's hands are full and he has to pee, then asks his girl to hold it for him.

Brandon got a golden assist after Homecoming because he was holding her purse.

by UnknownNumero1 January 19, 2009

Golden Slumber

When you're sleeping next to someone, and wake up to find they've peed the bed.

John got really drunk and crashed in my bed last night. When I woke up this morning, I realized I had a golden slumber!

by Captnbrando February 2, 2014

Golden shower

A shower made of gold!

Well of course the president likes golden showers—he’s rich!

by Little City Band September 26, 2018

golden spring

When a guy is eating a girl out and she pisses on his face/in his mouth.

Ricky: "Hey Bobby why are you gargling bleach?"
Bobby: "I was going down on Janet and I discovered the golden spring."

by Janet O'Malley July 1, 2007

the golden horse

a girl puts her tits in front of another vagina and you tit fuck one and fuck the other at the same time also while fingering the one that you are tit fucking while her nose is in your ass

vagina is fucked at the same time as tits called the golden horse

by mccormsh December 23, 2010

golden crook

A golden statue of Donald Trump worshiped at CPAC 2021, which somehow managed to be even uglier than he is.

Nothing more perfectly sums up the Republican Party than them wheeling in the Golden Crook and worshiping at its alter.

by Queen Buttrix February 27, 2021