Golfsexual

A golfsexual identifies as being in a intimate relationship with the game of golf.

Due to be golfsexual needs I need to feel 18 holes of golf.

by Pnda007 July 9, 2021

Golf

The most wasteful shit....
expending a ton of land and massive amounts of water so old dudes can walk around with each other and not feel gay.

Golf is wasteful shit....

by Mhm! ^__^ October 31, 2021

Golf R

A performance hatchback/estate made by the Volkswagen Audi Group. It has a 2.0 tuned engine which produces around 320 bhp. Most favoured by drug dealers, people from Bradford, car thieves, general criminals and keen drivers

Oi bruv get the ting out the Golf R 3 for 100

by Jjjjaj12 November 22, 2021

Golf Ball Cleaner

A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.

My wife was in a kinky mood last night, so I gave her the Golf Ball Cleaner.

by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2021

Golf-fished

Being deceived by someone, particularly over dating apps, who implies that they enjoy the sport of golf, but in fact, have no interest in golf at all.

Kat’s Hinge profile was completely golf centric; but when I asked if she would like to play together, she later admitted that she actually hated golf. She golf-fished me good!

by Amy_Dinh February 4, 2022

golfit

An outfit worn whilst playing golf.

I need a new golfit for our outing tomorrow. I heard it's supposed to be chilly out on the course.

by melrose245 February 16, 2022

Golf management

When you're a manager and strive to get the lowest score possible on ab employee feedback survey. This is not golf but the manager arrives to believe the lowest employee satisfaction survey possible is best.

Manager Rob: I got a 15 on my employee feedback survey.

Employee Tina: You know that's golf management, right! You want a high, not low, score.

by EggsRSides April 7, 2022