dutch goggles 

When you are having sexual intercourse with a woman that wears glasses and you cum on her glasses

Yeah she looks good but even better when she has dutch goggles on

dutch goggles by DeVil DeMonde January 3, 2005

Clout Goggles 

1) Clout Goggles are a utensil used to cover the eyes, so the identity of the Male isn't revealed when he shoves his giant erect penis up your asshole without your consent.

2) The secret to receiving quality vaginal exercises.

1) That girl doesn't think I'm cute, better go get my Clout Goggles

2) I exercised that bit' 'cos she liked my Clout Goggles

Clout Goggles by zarkworlur January 25, 2018

afgan goggles 

A type of humiliation that a gay man can do to a straight man to show victory over him. The homosexual places both testicles into both the losers eyes, obviously done to an unconcious opponent. This can be catagorised as 'happy slapping.'

"How do thoes Afgan goggles fit sucker!"

afgan goggles by Sean_David_Iley April 22, 2008

Garrison Goggles 

in the military we suffer from something called "Garrison goggles" the longer you're in garrison the better ugly/fat chicks look...total loss of standards...sanity....dignity, hope...

See also: <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+goggles">Beer Goggles</a>

Garrison Goggles: A Man afflicted with Garrison Googles will hit on any girl in sight no matter what she looks like, at the expense of his pride, self respect, and self esteem.

Garrison Goggles by sanjit_ September 26, 2008

Beer Goggles 

An amazing NJ-based rock cover band that gets everybody laid. Every night they play. Period.

I can't believe it. I finally got laid after this long dry spell. Thank you Beer Goggles!

Beer Goggles by BeerGogglesNJ April 10, 2010

Moon Goggles

The act of draping one's scrotum over an individual's peepers. Why is this called giving someone "Moon Goggles" you ask? Because when looking directly at a solar eclipse, one will find it is painful to the unprotected eyes. Looking through a stretched, veiny ballsack acts as a buffer to filter out harmful UV rays. The first planet you see (besides the nads on your brow) is the moon. You're using this skin as goggles. Ergo, you have donned "Moon Goggles".

Dude #1: Hey look! A solar eclipse! Someone get me some Moon Goggles! Blah blah blah and all that noise.

Moon Goggles by Leroy Foote May 6, 2011

Arabian eye goggles

To place hairy balls over someone's face with a ball covering each eye.

Look he's asleep give him Arabian eye goggles.

Arabian eye goggles by biglingo May 22, 2015