foot aficionado

A foot aficionado is the most discerning type of foot fetishists. While a foot fetishist likes many types of feet from cheesy to ashy, the afficinado has an affinity for a specific type of foot, usually older, pampered, Italian, mom feet.

Dude, While you were looking for bikini bottoms to sniff in the bathroom, I fell in love with the sight of that Mom’s perfect feet. Her toe cleavage in that sandal was better than ass crack to me. You know, nothing creepy though.

Ginger Bro: You’re a foot aficionado. That’s sick. Get help.

by P-Biddy March 17, 2019

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foot fetish

When one has the desire to suck and kiss a girl's feet.

Jake reached his girlfriend's foot, pulled off her socks, and started sucking and kissing her toes. The pleasure made her moan in delight as she enjoyed the experience. He had an extreme foot fetish for soft, polished feet.

by yourgravelieshere March 12, 2023

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hog foot

A large, unsightly, very ugly foot that is possibly hairy. A really bad hog foot has yellow fungus ridden toe nails or is missing them all together. Other characteristics of a hog foot include calluses, bunions, corns, warts, in-growns, hammer-toe, and spurs.

Wesley, you can't just ram your hog foot into my new stiletto! They're expensive.

by Crystal Summers April 4, 2011

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Foot Cream

a thing that makes your foot look less ugly than it already does. also helps you move your foot without yelping and screaming in pain. this is random. no pun intended. just like this dumb definition so its the first on the page. thank you ladies and gentleman dogs cats and wolves.

"jack, thats sum really good foot cream"
"foot cream makes it easier to wear your crepes"
"oi blad gimme your crepes"
if you are not british you won't understand. THIS IS A WARNING.

by Shaqmanshotop April 20, 2019

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