flat tire

when a girl sits down and her stomach's rolls look like a flat tire

damn look at that fat bitch's flat tire!

by Tin January 26, 2004

Flat Fuck

A person, usually of the opposite sex, who barely meets your fuck standards.

Malcolm: "Tina's ass is dive-worthy but her face pisses me off!"

Jebediah: "Yeah man, she's definitely a flat fuck and nothing more."

by Ohaooa May 3, 2008

flat earther

A person who challenges the beliefs that they are told through school and do experiments to find that the earth is truly flat. Smartest people on PLANE earth

Don't dissmiss it because it sounds stupid
No flat earther wants to be rediculed but the truth is the truth and it will set you free
Google' Eric Dubay 200 reasons why earth is not a spinnning ball

Have you seen the boats going over the curvature

No- the earth is flat, take a good telescope and it will be back, I'm a flat earther

by Flatearth April 9, 2017

Flat Ham

Pressing ones ass against the glass (i.e. car window) and mooning someone.

Some guy gave me the finger, so I gave him a flat ham right back.

by PhilMacCracken November 28, 2010

flat

Earth

The earth is flat.

by flatearther123 April 12, 2019

B Flat

A fart that has a lot of bass, as opposed to being a squeeker

Jim: Holy shit Mark, that was one stinky fart.

Mark: Yeah, it was a B Flat.

by CMBC April 26, 2011

flat top cunt

person who thinks he is cool with a flat top haircut

"look at that flat top cunt, what a wanker"

by rtargett October 2, 2007