flapster 

a flapster is a drunk mother, or woman over 40, who appears to be possibly a lesbian, but is not accustomed to sexual activity of the sort. it is impossible to see a "lone flapster" as they always come in pairs, or more.

Last night, my mom went to the neighbor's to hang out with her flapster friend. She came home a bit too tipsy.

flapster by shesmymother July 25, 2009

flapsack 

A condition most often brought about immediately following a rather formidable ejaculatory event.

It will generally cause ones scrotol-sack to appear deflated, flappy and saggy.

The condition typically resolves itself in 8-12 hours once the owner of the flapsack has had the opportunity to replenish his bodily fluids and what not.

Tyrone to his partner: Man homegirl Shwatanquerayray done wore me out bro....she done left me with a flapsack el grande yo.

Lucious in response: Ahhhhh yeeahh homegirl be knowing how to operate her body fo sho. You best get some gatorade or coolade up in ya for the dehydration mane.

flapsack by Shit Fkcuer Deluxe September 5, 2013

flap tap 

like a sack tap for girls. boys hit each others balls, girls hit each others flaps.

"carla was pissing me off, so i gave her a flap tap"

flap tap by johngerr8 September 6, 2009

Fapsauce 

n. 1.emissions made from the penis during or at the end of "fapping" (masturbating)
2. lubrications used during "fapping" (masturbating)

Henry grabbed a kleenex to clean up the fapsauce.

Fapsauce by Lovely Dork July 24, 2011

shit flap 

Someone who will not stop talking bullshit and lies.

When he drinks he talks non stop bullship so i think he is a shit flap.

shit flap by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008

teat flap 

a tit that is less than 1 inch in depth but at least 6 inches long. when lifted teat flaps will often reveal hives of parasites and insects that use the underside of the teat as their mating grounds.

sometimes i think of your grannie's teat flaps when 8===(,,,,)==D -ing (m-bating).

teat flap by Diquey Tiqle August 11, 2009

bohemian fapsody 

When you fuck your girl to the beat of bohemian rhapsody, while imagining you are fucking Freddy Mercury.

My favourite sexual act was doing the Bohemian fapsody with my girlfriend.

bohemian fapsody by minotaurfuckboy September 15, 2015