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flapsack

A condition most often brought about immediately following a rather formidable ejaculatory event.

It will generally cause ones scrotol-sack to appear deflated, flappy and saggy.

The condition typically resolves itself in 8-12 hours once the owner of the flapsack has had the opportunity to replenish his bodily fluids and what not.
Tyrone to his partner: Man homegirl Shwatanquerayray done wore me out bro....she done left me with a flapsack el grande yo.

Lucious in response: Ahhhhh yeeahh homegirl be knowing how to operate her body fo sho. You best get some gatorade or coolade up in ya for the dehydration mane.
by Shit Fkcuer Deluxe September 5, 2013
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Flapsack

The withered scrotum of one brandishing a pegina. Can also be the baggy outer labia of a womans vagina.
"check out that flapsack on the guy with the pegina."
by Charlie7 July 14, 2009
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flip like a flapjack

to change your ideas, views, attitude, to the limit, on a permanent basis.
Most politicians just flip like a flapjack, you never know who they'll be siding with tomorrow.
by cristina lagarde August 30, 2008
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happy flapjack

A sexual act in which the male pours syrup on the girls breasts and vagina. He then ejaculates into the syrup and pours oats onto the woman. She then begins to eat the mixture.
Wanna go baking? We can have a couple of happy flapjacks?
by Singing Richard November 4, 2014
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flapack

the higher evolutionary stage of flapjack from owl house
flapack is ůife
by ODRAN August 8, 2022
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Flapjack booty

A debilitating disease where the suffer is endowed with a non-spherical, flat shape of booty. Named such due to the striking resemblance to a side-by-side pair of pancakes. Flapjack ass can be cured with regular visits to your local gym, where it's possible to perform enough squats to fashion a round, bouncy booty capable of correctly filling out a pair of jeans. Flapjack ass is most common amongst male members of the Caucasian race, but there is no solid scientific evidence to conclude it doesn't affect the other races as well. Occasionally present in females, but is much more common in males. When flapjack ass is discovered on a woman, it's often so rare that your local newspaper may give a cash prize to the lucky photographer who can capture one on camera.
"Lo, look at that face! Alas, it seems he suffers from Flapjack booty! He does not appear to be a suitable mate. How unfortunate."
by jkejke February 9, 2014
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Flapjack Titties

When a bitch has those weird titties that flop around and sag down with that weird fold. Them chimpanzee titties.
Damn you see that nasty bitch over there with them flapjack titties? GROSS!!!
by _viper_ May 13, 2014
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