Fender Bender

A sexually devious move in which one man shoves his genitalia under the taint until it protrudes from his anus and precedes to back up into the unexpecting anus of a partner.

My girlfriend Courtney said we needed to spice things up in the bedroom, so I thought I’d try the fender bender on her. We slapped cheeks until sunset and now my dick is sore

by SquidwardsClarinet May 22, 2018

Felgeto Poisoning

An unknown but very common condition present in hot and humid environments, often developed due to the extreme heat in one’s car when they get in after leaving it in the sun all day. The chemicals used to treat leather, vinyl, plastic, and fabric to preserve it’s life over longer periods, but cannot withstand the magnified heat achieved from the car’s glass. Symptoms include discolored skin, thinning hair and hair loss, Sickle Cell Anemia, Non-Hotchkins Lymphoma, and even death.

My car’s AC doesn’t work right and it’s sooooo hot today. I’m afraid I’m gonna get felgeto poisoning

by ciaragoldin July 5, 2018

Fence up dog

When a professional fencer duels a bz who doesn't know anything about fencing. The pro fencer will say, "you would be disqualified in a real duel." And the bz will continue saying fence up dog.

Person 1: FENCE UP DOG!!!!!
Person 2: You're disqualified.
Person 1: FENCE UP DOG!!!!!

by MajesticBeast September 5, 2018

Fence

fence

R and E got engaged and now R is a fence

by AIladinSane May 1, 2019

Fegged

To be fucked by a single egg or a series off eggs.

"Oh man, Ricky absolutely fegged me and my house yesterday."

by TheRealOne677 May 4, 2019

Fender Bender

A person with a large ass that hangs over the fender of your motorcycle.

I can't believe you had a fender bender on your bike last night.

by Amazing Alice June 27, 2019

Fedger

Irish - A small creature, created thing (similar to créatúr), little fella = fedger

Mainly used in expressions of sympathy/doting - the poor little fedger.

Ah would ya look at the little fedger

by Dublanny July 2, 2019