edward

edward is as really tol guy who also has glasses and is real smart.

also gay

you're such an edward

by attackofcomicsans December 4, 2016

Edward Penis Hands

A fumbling, horny fool. Someone who is so desperate to get some ass he makes a fool of himself.

When Tom began talking to Sharah, he acted all Edward penis hands and she never talked to him again.

by Big Booty Brown July 10, 2006

edward was taken to the tower

a sarcastic way to show/say that something is not interesting or information that was given without anyone need it.
usually used as a command for a video of an article.

girl: i just finish washing my hair!
man: really? edward was taken to the tower...

boy1: i have a balloon!
boy2: edward was taken to the tower and running low on fuel...

by blorbi December 15, 2010

Espar

1.People who try to hard to diffrentiate themselves from the group, due to a sudden insecurity with no logical reasoning
2.People who are saisfied living in a bottom dwelling place

I knew all my friends sucked dick but I had to act Espar to seem like im a better human being then they are

(All of her friends admit to sucking dick but she says she dosent because she knows how fucking bad she is at it).

by wherethe hoesat September 18, 2016

Edward

Totally awesome and kindhearted man.
He has big muscles and is big.

''Who is that big muscled man , not attacking the violent thug ?''
''That's Edward.''

by RhymeDuckTime May 23, 2016

EdwardIVsexual

When you love edward IV

Hey look Hank is edwardIVsexual because be loves edward IV

by superslayer5001 January 21, 2021

Edward Cullen

A sparkly vampire from the Twilight series who falls in love with Bella Swan.

Jacob Black is better than Edward Cullen.

by ewalk316 December 2, 2009