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Take a dump on me

A request you ask of a friend or stranger when you are having such a bad day that the only thing that could make it worse is someone actually emptying their bowels onto you.
Wesley: Dude its too bad that you forgot to wear clothes on school picture day, now your ding-dong's gonna be in the yearbook.
Ben: Take a dump on me!
Wesley: Okay!
by Gunlockben January 28, 2011
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Limb Lump Dump

When one enters into an irregular bowel movement and produces a stool the size of a human babies arm.
Alison: “Brian, Brian….! Can you call a Paramedic. I have Limb Lump Dumped….!”

Brain: “Alison, not again. These irregular bowel movements must stop. Consider the local sewerage systems. They cannot accommodate stools such as the girth that you produce. Sewerage engineering has some advancement to make before correct distribution of your Turds can be achieved”.
by Bert Fegg November 24, 2007
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Dummyslap

A slap to the face, often from male to male, used sometimes to intimidate, anger, or irritate. Mostly, however, this term is for quick revenge for someone saying something dumb. At the same time, the word "dummy!" is shouted, characterizing the victim.
1: First Person: I rammed your momma last night. Second person: Dummyslaps!
2: I'll dummyslap you!
3: You dummy. *Slap*
by Oddy March 29, 2005
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Dump n crump

When you have to poop in public but the toilet seat is beyond filthy so you have to crap so bad you resort to hovering above the seat in a "crumping" position. This usually results in splashing of water on the anus and/or left over fecal matter between the cheeks.
Yo Mike, I had to take a poo at work but someone pissed all over the seat so I had to do a dump n crump.
by PooLoversRUs November 30, 2010
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dump trucking

Unloading a large amount of loose, runny stool in one push out your butt.
After eating Mexican, Ted was dump trucking the toilet so bad you couldn't see through the poop colored and poop chunked toilet water.
by Desoxyn May 11, 2015
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Chewbacca Dump

When you take a dump, and it resembles Chewbacca. A reddish-brown color, and somewhat furry looking in appearance. For extra credit, you make Chewbacca sounds as you are taking this dump. Can be easily referred to as the Chewy dump.
The day after eating at the mexican food buffet, I took a Chewbacca dump.
by Fart_Master7 March 26, 2009
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Martha Stewart Dump

A defication session so violent that it splatters the bowl in a decorative fashion.
As used in a sentence:

Do you have toilet brush, I just took a Martha Stewart in your bathroom.
by BigBad2374 January 21, 2005
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