j-dumpster

a "japanese cum dumpster" usually the most whorish and slutty girl in the county

person A:the girls a slut
person b:oh! thats coco, shes a total J-dumpster
person A:nicee!!
person C: what are you guys talkin about...
person A & B: ...leave
person C: fine. im not inviting you to my birthday party
person A: good! we dont wanna go because were hangin out with J-dumpster

by your seed October 13, 2011

sicilian dumpster diver

someone who ingests a Giuseppe (olive oil and paprika) from another person's anus

after he gave her the Giuseppe he licked it out like a Sicilian dumpster diver

by trapani's finest February 21, 2014

two legged cum dumpster

A filthy whores' twat.

That stripper was definitely a two legged cum dumpster.

by jlet April 24, 2010

dumpster lettuce

A salad consisting of mostly brownish-white iceberg lettuce, usually served at sub-par eating establishments where in the kitchen the lettuce is stored in a large bin.

"Ew, I'm not eating there. They serve dumpster lettuce!"

by L.Patanjo July 2, 2004

Dumpster Crawler

when a man puts three earwigs up his asshole and clinches his cheeks. Then two hours later attempts to fart them out but often ends in a bloody failure.

hey bro, i just did my first dumpster crawler last night and i think i shit out a larva this morning.

by Hebrew Hammer 91 October 16, 2010

Dumpster Dive

Playing Call of Duty and you get so consumed by the horrible stench of the game and thinking that it is awesome, when in reality, you are playing with garbage

Hey Sam, I can't believe you waited outside all night at Best Buy just to Dumpster Dive.

by Brewcrew7 November 11, 2010

Solidified Dumbassery

The state of being a constant, insufferable and predictable dumbass; when one has proven beyond all reasonable doubt that dumbassery is all he capable of whether it be in life or a particular subject.

Oh look who's here to chime in with his Solidified Dumbassery.

by UnarmedIsHelpless July 14, 2011