poseur-douchebag 

A social parasite that needs to be hunted down and be terminated with extreme prejudice, activities include but not limited to:

Drinks for the sake of drinking and tries to be "rebellious" by flipping off the camera in every photo opportunity and always has an alcoholic beverage in every picture....yet craves the acceptance of society, pretends to be broken but is just is a pussy, is a conformist at heart, could not live without validation of their worth from other people, is shallow, and is emotionally void, and could or could not have been addicted to meth.

poseur-douchebag is/was the popular guy in high school/college.

poseur-douchebag by d_bomb August 20, 2008

total fucking douchebag 

Someone who has taken the normal level of a douchebag's douchiness to new levels. TFDB for short.

Eric isn't just a douchebag, he's a total fucking douchebag.

total fucking douchebag by bobzemuda January 12, 2006

gucci douchebag 

1) Beautiful, attractive, sexy man who's a total douche.

Hey girl hey why don't you call Malcolm and invite him to the party?

Bitch please, that gucci douchebag would be flirting with other girls the whole night.

What a shame - he looks like a walking ad for Express.

gucci douchebag by G2C^2 October 11, 2009

Mafia Douchebag 

Fat, balding men with little to no neck, a shaved ape like appearance and minimal intelligence level currently infesting most of Eastern Europe.

Look at that mafia douchebag over there in his 1987 Mercedes that he got by stealing money from the Bulgarian government - that guy should totally be killed immediately.

Mafia Douchebag by BorisSDT June 23, 2011

bumper sticker douchebag 

self explanitory, but if you want further explanation, someone who almost completly covers the rear bumper and trunk area with bumper stickers that contain worthless pieces of personal feeling and/or stupid informational bullshit. this person is probably a douchebag or dickhead in general as well.

yo, look at this car, this guy in front of us is definitly a bumper sticker douchebag.

bumper sticker douchebag by MYNAMEIST February 17, 2007

Schrodinger's douchebag 

A person who decides if they were being ironic or not base on how people react to it

That guy is a Schrodinger's douchebag

Schrodinger's douchebag by Professional Jimmy June 9, 2023

REI hippie douchebag 

Outdoor enthusiasts that own REI clothing and equipment. They often will wear rain jackets/fleece, a pair of khakis and outdoor shoes(Merrells). They probably voted for Obama and have an Obama sticker on their Subaru.

In Anchorage, AK, REI is the mecca for all the hippie outdoor people. They flock here to buy overpriced equipment. Rain jacket/fleece, khakis, and outdoor shoe is the stamp for REI hippie douchebags in Anchorage.

REI hippie douchebag by REI HIPPY DOUCHEBAG September 20, 2010