A man donut refers to the social situation where a mildly attractive female has a circle of “friends” that are all male, but the female has no interest in dating any of them whatsoever. This event typically happens around female game streamers or high school girls that have a nerdy disposition.
Girl 1: Did you see jenny with all those guys over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, she has a real nice man donut.
Girl 2: Yeah, she has a real nice man donut.
by Danklord of the West June 5, 2016
Get the Man Donutmug. Something truly amazing that a volcanic eruption can produce that is natural lava rock which looks like a porous black donut.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 4, 2022
Get the lava donutsmug. When you vigorously have anal sex with someone, proceed to blow your cigar smoke in their open cavity, they then would fart smoke from their anus.
This quarters investors meeting was so crazy we had the receptionists blowing smokey donuts while the CEO was giving us the Q4 projections.
by Christian McNamara February 1, 2019
Get the Smokey donutmug. The most prevalent eating establishment in Western Mass. Homogenising our culture so that people who fear new things can drink their extra large coffees in peace, before throwing the empties on MY LAWN!!!
I live within walking distance of three Dunkin Donuts, and accross the street from a McDonalds. Theese idiots come cruising through in their SUV's, throwing burger wrappers and Dunkaccino cups all over my property. I hope all some cop sees the powdered donut dust all over their shirt, notices their speeding vehichle, thinks "coke." and gives them the full routine, body cavity search, make their day hell for once. Rich fucks.
by Teh ded Pope April 11, 2005
Get the dunkin donutsmug. A warm donut is when you have someone spread their asshole and the other person puts cinnamon and sugar on their dick then proceeds to put the dick in a fast in and out motion creating the anal cavity to heat the then girl licks the cinnamon and sugar off dick - Warm Donut.
by B & T March 30, 2017
Get the Warm Donutmug. When you are performing anal sex on your girlfriend, pull out as you are about to ejaculate, you spread her ass cheeks apart and ejaculate around the opening, when you're done you squish her buttocks together, thus causing the ejaculate to squish out the top and bottom of the crack, as a jelly donut.
by SwayDizzle420 September 3, 2010
Get the The Jelly Donutmug. When a guy or girl takes a shit, doesn't wipe their ass and sits on your face. Leaving the sides of your mouth all chocolatey.
After sex you come out of the room and someone says, "Hey man, did you eat a chocolate donut? You got chocolate on your mouth."
by Norman Bangs June 1, 2013
Get the chocolate donutmug.