Doctor Phil

A no nonnsense talk show doctor that has the balls to call it like he see's it, unlike any other gun shy, polically correct, gotta protect my license at all costs doctors that are on the air. Unless you're a spousel abuser or child molester, ya gotta love they guy!

Don't make me open a can of Doctor Phil on you!

by Johnny Kovorkian October 20, 2008

dicker docker

the docker of a dicker.

where the fuck are the bathrooms in this dicker docker bullshit.

by Pabs November 28, 2004

Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs

A phrase used to describe a group of successful minorities.

The asian people become Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs.

by kingseattle August 18, 2010

Ham Doctor

Obscenely crude and sexual, it is the act in which a man or woman stuffs a woman's vagina with so much clove it'll make her look pregnant -- (Clove being one of the main ingredients in seasoning ham). After she can no longer contain anymore clove the man or woman plays doctor and delivers the clove baby. Thus making him or her the Ham Doctor.

I ham doctor'ed her last night, I'd much rather eat ham than tuna.

by writh3n July 22, 2009

Doctor Pantz

A guy that lives in Tucson, AZ, drives a little red car and can't stand baggy vinyl(thus causing him to spend hundreds of dollars at the local fetsh clothing store)

Hey, let's call Doctor Pants and make him fix our lame ass windows boxen!!!

by sixiLiX December 26, 2002

doctor jason

a man who hosts his own tv show and gives cures for various diseases such as cancer and gonorrea. His assistant is called johnathon

and now its time for........ DOCTOR JASON

by paolo April 8, 2004

doster

usually refers to someone who is albino and has some crazy awesome piano skills. they like violets.

"he likes the taste of soap."
"dude, he's a total doster. that's so cool!"

by Pina colada December 13, 2008