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Dirt Ball

A term used amongst junior hockey players all around. Someone who isn't picky at all with his choice of women. This person usually likes to get around by creeping on facebook seeking out his next victim.
How about that dirt ball Joey D, he's gotten on just about every swamper around this town.
by Junior Hockey Bible August 14, 2008
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dirt surfing

when a man, opting for non-penetration, rubs his wriggle-stick between a girl's ass mountains.
dude, i heard adam was totally dirt surfing three girls last night. it made his weiner look like an angry mexican.
by Bruno & Speedy April 8, 2010
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dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'
Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.
by John Doaf December 5, 2009
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nut dirt

The salt and other seasonings inside a can of nuts, leftover after you have eaten all the nuts.
Did you empty all the nut dirt out of that can before you stored your change in it?
by bob morales March 2, 2015
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dirt canoe

A very versatile term typically used to describe someone who possesses an annoying/negative quality of any kind.
-Did you hear Rachel pushed that one kid down the stairs? What a "dirt canoe". Am I right?
by Crayon Dealer March 14, 2017
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wally-dirt

A white trash/over-weight/red neck/gangster/wankster/greaser all around trashy person that lingers around walmart not really looking at anything but not really not shopping at the same time. A lazy browser. Looks as if they have the IQ of a farm horse. And probably smells like one too. Trotting around walmart simply being in the way. Hanging out at walmart is their favorite past time.
Wally-dirt.

That crazy neighbor you have or have seen in movies that collects things that look like they've been bought at goodwill and decorated their yard with it all.
by kasperface December 1, 2009
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