Cream pie desert

After a man ejaculates into a females ass hole he slowly bends down to slurp it all down his throat and trade it to the females mouth through a kiss on the lips

Last night I gave Wendy a free cream pie desert.

by #funkalicious May 7, 2018

decent mom

A mom that has a nice ass and a huge rack.
A mom that is only 30 yet has kids that are around the age of 13.
A mom that has a son that stares at her ass as she leans over because she dropped her bra.

Most people say that that nerd over there has a decent mom. One kid said he boned her.

by thedude246 August 17, 2005

desert pretty

Ugly bitches that when deployed to Iraq, Kuwait, Afghanistan, or anywhere else in the CENTCOM AOR that get exceptional attention because guys don't get limp dicks when the fuck them. Chicks that are victims to being "Desert Pretty" are usually over confident...until they come back to the U.S. of A.

Soooo...I was thinkin' about hookin up with Sergeant Lapham.

Dude are you serious?! She's hardly desert pretty!

OR

So I fucked Jessica Lynch.

Allah akbar!! She isn't even desert pretty Habib! But she did get an award from the US Army.

by Task Force Swimley March 18, 2008

deceptacon

mexican kittyloaf.

Loaf resembeling pringles man.

mallory hasn't washed her hair in 800 days. lets go make kittyloaf/deceptacon.

by Don't Worry About It April 1, 2005

Desert Rat

A desert rat is somebody usually from the LA area that goes to raves in the desert. These people may begin this lifestyle as normal people, but soon become clones of each other. They do a wide variety of psychedelic and empathogenic drugs, and often profess their love for colors and life on Instagram and other social media. The desert rat takes on the persons of the 1960s hippie, but without the world views and political beliefs that helped build the hippie culture. To simplify, picture the body and persona of a hippie fused with the materialism and fakeness of a 21st century SoCal raver, and you have the desert rat.

The desert rat kept gushing over how far away from society their last event was, yet the whole time everyone was on their phones posting pictures to social media in order to obtain likes.

by Russell Eastbrook August 10, 2014

deceptionated

1.) The process or state of being pissed off after being deceived.

2.) When you have been royally fucked over by some dike or fag!

Whenever you see a lamp, and the motherfucker is $42 but in reality, it's only worth $5, then you have been deceptionated!

Also: see when you find a really hot bitch somewhere, and you find out she loves the puss!

by Bubba Gump and Sean Coxmen August 8, 2006

Desert Tits

Tits that are either: very dry, are very callused, are rough or any combination of these. Desert tits are like sandpaper to the touch and can cause severe dehydration to all indulger's. You can compare the feeling of these tits to a rough leather jacket. These are not the tits you wanna be around.

"Dude, i hooked up with this chick last night"
"awe man how was it"
"dude she had desert tits, my face is raw as hell!"

by R-Beezy December 9, 2008