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crotch rocket

a slang term for a motorcycle used by people who know nothing about bikes. no self respecting biker will refer to motorcycles as crotch rockets.
guy with glasses "hey golly gawrsh lookit that crotch rocket gee, it's so fast, hyuk hyuk"
by leftnutbroken May 3, 2007
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crotch yogurt

crotch yogurt is the cum a guy blows in his whitie-tighties when he jacks off in them.
I jacked off in my Calvins and blew a load of crotch yogurt in them!
by eda-skip October 16, 2021
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Square Crotch

A square crotch occurs when a woman who is usually slender, wears jeans that are way too tight. Where her uppers thighs meet the va jing jing, there is a wide open space you can see through.
Look at that Square Crotch, she must be a ho showing off her cooter like that!!
by turtle girl August 4, 2006
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Crotch Waffle

A set of long stretched out vagina lips, that often belong to a woman with loose morals. It is often referred to as a camel toe. Can also refer to a woman who may very likely have a crotch waffle.
1.Check out the crotch waffle on that nasty ho!
2.Look at the crotch waffle sitting on the bench over there!
by sallypothead December 17, 2003
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crotch dusting

The act of passing someone - typically in a crowded and noisy place, such as a bar or concert to avoid detection - and purposely touching/rubbing the front of one's pants to their person.
(at a concert)

Janet: Where's Phil?
Richard: He took off to mingle.
Janet: You mean he went crotch dusting.
Richard: Yeah.
by Mattydreads December 18, 2008
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Cotton Crotch

A dry snatch.

Some chick that gets so stoned that her cotton-mouth extends to her cunt. This is observed during an attempt at sex that wasn't meant to be.
I was so horny after we smoked , but my cotton crotch was a real cock blocker!
by ThatGurl07 December 26, 2010
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Crotch Yourself

To get hit in the crotch, to fall on your crotch, to generally cause pains in the crotch area by a clumsy maneuver. Can be used to refer to both sexes.
You are going to crotch yourself by doing that
by Urban Wordie May 31, 2010
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