Home Made Condom

Something you use as protection while having intercourse, non-laytex. Made from home materials.

Chuck and Shurl were about to have intercourse when they noticed they were outta condoms, so chuck went to the kitchen... Grabbed the saran wrap, and strawberry jelly for lube. Hey Red, Hows that for a Home Made Condom??

by Sherrrl January 2, 2009

concordantly

one of the architects very limited vocabulary of complicated words, others being ergo and visa vee

concordantly the one was created

by neo November 14, 2003

concord

a massachusettes suburb full of middle class parents and their drug addicted children. Famous for high marijuana and poisonous mushroom abuse rates.

lets trip on shroomz in concord, MA.

by hitimes August 19, 2005

Condolezza Rice

Dubya's slave whore. Commonly known as a nigger bitch.

Hey Condie, you missed a spot on your chin there and you shouldn't talk with your mouth full of Dubya Dick.

by R. Kemp February 12, 2005

Polish Condom

An emergency prophylactic in which a sandwich bag is used in conjuction with a twist tie to secure it. Raid is lightly sprayed on the outside as a spermicide.

I dont have any Trojans but I could come up with a Polish Condom if you really want to do it.

by Ray Head April 23, 2008

Condom

A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows your name, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.

Girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!

Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)

by GRU Sniper December 14, 2008

Condo

Those things that Californians buy in Idaho that used to be public land alongside a nice lake where lots of people hung out year round, but now they are only used by a bunch of stupid douchebags two or three weeks a year and have fences to block out the locals.

They built a condo right next to my favorite fishing spot and fenced it off.

by idahohankster October 8, 2009