computer

A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.

<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

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Computer

Your best Friend, the protector of Alpha Complex. Disagreeing is treason.
See also, dictator

Citizen, is the computer your friend?

by Phil-U-INN August 11, 2005

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Computer Blue

a cause of severe destruction or death. in reference to the "blue screen of death" when your computer crashes.

dude, did you see that tackle in the game last night?
yeah, they computer blued the shit out of that guy.

by Noah McGraw December 18, 2008

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Basically goes up to a fifty year old virgin who spends his nights/days either waiting for a reply from his roleplay buddy or playing Counter-Strike, has been to at least six World Of WarCraft conventions, and thinks he's quite the pimp becuase he has six or seven online girlfriends. Who he refuses to send pictures. Calls his mother at least twice a day, just wondering "What's up."

Also see "pathetic".

Computer Geek-
Frodo23432: Hey guys, wanna play C-S?
Jk294803: HELLS YES!!!
Gandolf8493: I'LL PWN YOU GUYS! jk, jk!!!!

by GoldFlavoredSilver June 11, 2006

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computer homies

People who vandalize computer monitors and towers by scrawling initials of gangs, such as "El Rio". Closely related to underwear gnomes.

Those darn computer homies wrote "CO" on my screen again.

by Aaron V. May 1, 2003

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computourette's

A condition similar to Tourette's syndrome wherein a sufferer repeatedly interjects nonsensical phrases or profanities in computer-based conversations.

On Facebook Chat:

Person 1: hey how are you?
Person 2: arrrrg!!!!!!
Person 1: wtf do you have computourette's!?!

by nomaamyousmell August 25, 2009

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