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person having a computer error

just a random thing that popped into my head
by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022
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Computer User

Josh Porter: Simply comming from the latin word meaning " SIMPLY FUCKIN AWSOME, WHOEVER DONT HAVE A COMPTUER SUCKS ASS". A computer user has manty benefits, if you get robbed you can say "Please stop im a comptuer user" and you will simply get away from being robbed. Or in other cases if a cop pulls you over you can say "Dont take me to jail i got a comptuer and three monitors at home, here want a picture there in my wallet".
For Example:"Wow look at him hes so Comptuer User"
by Josh May 6, 2004
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advanced computer applications class

A class where about 5 or 6 decent people converge with the scrubby and idiotic morons who had to take this class as a filler. I took it because I thought it would be cool to have Snodgrass as a teacher, but that is definately outweighed by the fuking nasty peeps in the class. Like wordJared Harmonword, wordBuddy Loweword.
God damn i have advanced computer applications class next. I am going to have to bathe when i get home from all the dirty people.
by Vigilante DB October 27, 2003
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computer quinn

1. someone who, when asked a question they do not have an answer to, will make up an answer and come to believe it.

2. someone who will not hang out because he is busy playing video games, or because his dad has a hair appointment.
1. personA: is our report due tomorrow?
personB: well, everyone says it iss but really it isnt.
personA: stop being such a computer quinn

2. personA: yo u wanna hang out?
personB: i cant my dad has a hair appointment.
by 10001110001 January 12, 2006
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Computer face

A person who is really into computers and knows a lot about them
oh see that Craig Halfpenny, He's such a computer face
by KatieMoragx February 22, 2011
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top commenter

A person who seems to stalk you on the world wide web, always first to comment/reply to any status update, tweet, blog posted by you. Family would assume you are the closest of friends, but in actuality you barely know this person. Band members or other public figures are frequent prey to this kind of predator.

In some cases, when your social life has become breached and a parent has become your facebook friend; this person is almost always said parent, which tends to discourage you from posting all together.
"I am being punished so hard right now by my top commenter on facebook. This 40 year old lady I met once in Utah has an off-the-wall "See More" comment for everything I post, she's a total status killer!"

See also: Status Killer, Punisher, "See More"

Alternate Example: "Oh man, I had the craziest night last night. I wanted to post a pic but "top commenter" would be all over it, I can't let him/her in like that..."
by thefoldrock June 1, 2011
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wet computer

stwong bad could not be heoowww today so i will be fiwwing in. my name is homestaww wunnow.
deaw stwong bad. uh, i bewieve i just told you my name is homestaw wunnow?
by unusu-al November 8, 2003
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