the college experience

Living in the dorms drinking, drugs, and a fuck ton of sex all the time.
My parents blame me for flunking out of college, but I blame the college experience.
by DDMNeo April 02, 2008
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smith college

Smith College, located in Northampton, Massachusetts, is the largest women's college in the United States. It is a private, non-denominational liberal arts college and one of the Seven Sisters. Smith is also a member of the Five Colleges consortium, which allows its students to attend classes at four other Pioneer Valley institutions: Mount Holyoke College, Amherst College, Hampshire College, and the University of Massachusetts Amherst.

Notable Facts:
Kurt Vonnegut and Sylva Plath were part of the faculty at Smith College.
Smith College is the first and only women's college in the United States to grant its own undergraduate degrees in engineering.
Smith has an endowment of over one billion dollars.

Notable alumnae:
Harriet Boyd-Hawes
Otelia Cromwell
Margaret Mitchell
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Julia McWilliams Child
Madeleine L'Engle
Betty Friedan
Nancy Reagan
Barbara Bush
Sylvia Plath
Gloria Steinem
Mary McPherson
Julie Nixon Eisenhower
Tammy Baldwin
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Cabrini College

A small Catholic university on the West Side of Radnor Township. The school is dominated by a group of trolls. The Lacrosse team is the supreme force on campus, and they are world famous for their bangers. The college is highlighted by its athletic building "The Dixon Center". The Dixon Center has an olympic sized swimming pool where champions train. The guys at Cabrini College are all very catholic and usually stray away from girls. The girls are very easy by anyones standards. Uggs are popular among the female population. Marijuana is a popular remedy among the students to combat the migraine headaches that the heavy workload that classes give students. John Cusack applied to Cabrini in 1978.
Bro 1: Does that girl go to Cabrini?
Bro 2: No I didn't bang her yet.

Person 1: Have you ever heard of Cabrini College?
Person 2: Yea, their Lacrosse team owns!
by Malakai22 January 28, 2010
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Kings College

Bunch of twats who take up the fucking bus but pay 1,000 just to go to school. Group of fat pricks who'll see shooting up your school in a months time but will get sent to a mental hospital cos he was fucked up
James Charles Freddie Matthews: my dad only has 3 cars, we're so fucking poor.
George Freddie Sebastian: Oh my word only 3 cars what a bloody cheapskate!

Kings College
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Trident College

Trident college is a place like no other, some could even call it a prison. With a bunch of ugly bitches mixed with gay niggas, it ranks amongst the top 10 weirdest places in africa. If you call a place "Trident College", then it is most likely a shit hole full of ugly babes.
Damn! You babe looks like shes from Trident College
by CHlEF September 10, 2022
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madras college

madras is one of those school that you can’t forget. everyone there is so different and retarded in their own special ways. you’ve got the junkie that you catch burning the lungs out outside of school. you can’t forget the chavs who wear a foundation colour that matches a fucking carrots skin colour. also you have the weird under the stair kids that all have orgys together and watch anime and think screaming “reeeee” is funny. you have the massive group of boys everyday trying to have a wrestling match, lobbing themselves at each other’s.

honourable mentions would be; the friend group from primary school, the indie pretty girls, the guys that fear any females, simps, weird lesbians , incel homosexuals, token gay, token lesbian , the friend group that might be lesbians, and plenty more.

the school is going to pieces (quite literally). all the teachers are either nonces or cunts. the only nice ones you never have.

apparently the school has “no money” but yet they keep buying useless shit that no one asks for

so an easy way to say is the school is shit; but it will not stoop so low to bell baxter
oh you know chad? which school does he go to?” “he goes to madras college” “oh god my condolences to him”
by gods_wonky_teeth April 17, 2020
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Emmanuel College

worst school ever, mr dujic is the only good part and he made us famous thanks bae
Lucy: “bro i go to emmanuel college
Daysha: “goodluck not dying”
by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022
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