clonkeen

a school in deansgrange loaded with the most crippling boring wankstains you ever met who don’t know how to wash themsleves and stank of the dick cheese that oozes out there €7 dunnes trousers. They’re hobbies regularly consist of sending videos to young innocent girls of them sticking fingers up there arse and harassing dunnes workers through the week from approximately 1.15-1.55.

girl: “ I’m going out with a guy from clonkeen”
mum: “he’s a insert various slurs”

by mr smelly November 3, 2023

Clonka Minkus

All variations of Clonka and Minkus are slurs, applicable to anybody who wishes to be offended by them.

I'm straight up Clonking and Minking right now. Full on Clonka Minkus.

by LegionNoName November 20, 2023

Cloe

A very beautiful girl, that gets all the guys 🙄 like girl how can you be so pretty and not know it ♥️

Me : have you seen that Cloe girl?

Guy friends: yeah, she’s so hot me and my friends can’t stop looking!

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Cloe

A very beautiful girl, that gets all the guys 🙄 like girl how can you be so pretty and not know it ♥️

Me : have you seen that Cloe girl?

Guy friends: yeah, she’s so hot me and my friends can’t stop looking!

by Pleasemarrymealready November 25, 2023

Clonking

When you get your bussy pounded so hard you puke all over the bed.

Alternatively, there's another form of Clonking that involves being pounded so hard you cum all over the bed and shit and puke at the same time.

Luci: Dude, I got a harsh Clonking last night.
Quake: Real

by Lxthargy November 28, 2023

Choner

When you get hard randomly in church for no reason at the worst possible time. This happens to all boys when going to church.

When standing up at church a young boy saw a man’s unfortunate choner.

by Xxfuuuuu December 3, 2023

cloefas

loud,crazy ,life of the party,the funniest person ever

cloefas is the best

by glowing.girl December 13, 2023