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New Classical

In 500 years time. We will have forgotten about the filth that Mozart and Beethoven puked up and instead future generations will finally be able to appreciate good music such Nelly, Chingy, Benzino and the almighty 50 CENT (Praise his name foolish mortals)

Morzart was so crap, he didn't even earn a lot of money. He died poor and in an unmarked grave. 50 cent is rich because he had the talent to make GOOD music so he has made a lot of money.

Old Classical will be retitled 'shit and rap will be titled 'Classical' to show future generations of its greatness. It will be the term to achknowledge the greatest time in music when MTV (which is to true music lovers what Jesus is to true Christians) was playing phat beats every day and rap was the norm. Rap is truely the only true form of music and requires the most talent. Let's see the likes of Mozart try an mix a repetive, electronic beat the way Eminem can.

Rap will truely be recognised as a defining moment in music when classical, jazz, blues, rock and choir and other bullshit will be forgotten.
Old classical music doesn't even have any lyrics let alone swear words! Stay far away from that shit and watch MTV. MTV doesn't play shit like classical or jazz because MTV is god and we must obey it's wisdom.
by Real Gangsta in da House July 31, 2005
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Classical Music

Boring, stuffy old music played on irritating instruments like the violin. Made obsolete by superior modern forms of music like Rock, and Hip-Hop.
Today most people listen to real music, not classical music.
by baseballaaron December 28, 2005
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classic07

Wow, that man is a classic07!
by John August 31, 2003
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classic

A reference to a previous night of heavy drug and alcohol use.
Last night i partied so hard. I got really high and drunk.... it was classic!
by KnowledgeWriter May 20, 2011
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classic chad

A really cute dude who just has his life together. He is calm and collected and is a stereotype for everything. If you meet a classic chad it’s not ok to lose him because he’s a real special fella.
Just a second, I have to go to the store, Classic Chad wants some chips.”
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Cardboard Classic

Specifically, when a person or persons do something standard, pre-destined, or downtright natural to their character resulting in often humourous or extreme concequences.
Cosmo: Man, Noemie just slapped that bouncer in the face!
Harky: Wha?!! ha ha Cardboard Classic man, she's getting bounced... I'll get her shoes.

or

Orlando: Oh S**t! what you gonna drop on that deck next Harky?
Harky: Man, watch this tune, it's a Cardboard Classic, everyone's gonna go off
by Harkyharky February 27, 2008
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classical

In general, boring old shit that stuck up people lacking a soul obsess about. Certain exceptions to this rule may exist. Namely, these are anything I like that can be labeled as "classical."
Let's go listen to some classical music. Wait, no, I'd rather get shot in the head.
by Chrisssssssssss32432 October 9, 2006
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