Classic Cooper

Wanking with one hand, finger up the bum with the other

Had such a good Classic Cooper last night

by Ricky Martin1 September 29, 2012

Classic-Rock

One of the last remaining genres of music that hasn't been abused to hell.

Guy Who Listens To Pop Music: HEY BRO YO CAN I CRASH HERE YOLO

Guy Who Listens to Classic-Rock: No, you are a stupid douche, come back when you have a real taste in music and culture.

by ThatGuyWhoPostsDefinitionsOnUD December 18, 2012

classic cut

A classic cut is the original way of slicing the bread for Subway(tm) sandwiches, achieved by slicing off a u-shaped section of bread off the top of the bun.

"I'll get a footlong meatball" -customer
"would you like regular or classic cut?" -Subway(tm) sandwich artist
"Classic cut, please" -customer

by legendzen September 16, 2013

classical letters

a physical, non technological, personal form of correspondence, excluding e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone

mother (before daughter goes off to University) : please write me classical letters, I am somewhat technologically challenged, and can't remember the password to access my email.

daughter: I can always write you a few classical letters, but they take time to come home. You are lucky I happen to know what they are. No one in my class but me knows what classical letters are anymore; we live in such a tech dominated world.

by Sexydimma October 3, 2013

Heritage Classic Drunk

1) A state of being/mind involved when attending the 2011 Heritage Classic, (a premier outdoor NHL hockey event) but may transcend into all social events.

2) The pinnacle of inebriation.

I've never seen a guy eat a paper plate before. He was Heritage Classic drunk.

by Jon Guitar March 6, 2011

Classic Cyrill

When you suddenly feel like your Brain just stopped working and you feel like you fell on your head.

I just had 7 lessens of French class, I feel so classic Cyrill.

by DennisBro October 25, 2023

Zoe Classic

If a guy/girl is in a relationship with someone but cheats several times and dumps him/her after a month

Paul: Yooo did u see Leonie getting rizzed by Lukas even tho she is in a relationship.
Maxi: Yes i totally saw that she is doing the "Zoe Classic"...

Mario: Yoo did u saw Lorenz yesterday he rizzed up a girl do you think he is doing the "Zoe Classic" again?
Paul: Maybe.

by RizzingMan November 19, 2023