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Instant Classic

A movie that went straight to dvd because of a low gross in the box office so it seems like it's been around forever. Also known as a new movie that only old people and those involved in a mid-life crisis actually enjoyed.
"Have you ever heard of that movie?"
"Never."
"They say it's an instant classic."
"Oh, that explains it. No, I have a life."
by MrWaffly September 21, 2011
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classic07

Wow, that man is a classic07!
by John August 31, 2003
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classic

A reference to a previous night of heavy drug and alcohol use.
Last night i partied so hard. I got really high and drunk.... it was classic!
by KnowledgeWriter May 20, 2011
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classic chad

A really cute dude who just has his life together. He is calm and collected and is a stereotype for everything. If you meet a classic chad it’s not ok to lose him because he’s a real special fella.
Just a second, I have to go to the store, Classic Chad wants some chips.”
by lukiepookie69 March 15, 2019
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Cardboard Classic

Specifically, when a person or persons do something standard, pre-destined, or downtright natural to their character resulting in often humourous or extreme concequences.
Cosmo: Man, Noemie just slapped that bouncer in the face!
Harky: Wha?!! ha ha Cardboard Classic man, she's getting bounced... I'll get her shoes.

or

Orlando: Oh S**t! what you gonna drop on that deck next Harky?
Harky: Man, watch this tune, it's a Cardboard Classic, everyone's gonna go off
by Harkyharky February 27, 2008
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Rebok Classics

A phrase generated on the streets of london for kids of asian (indian etc) culture that immate/think theyre black kids.
Asian Kid: yo.. wassup blud, that club was of da heeezy init!

Black Kid.1: man look at dat reebok classic, wheres he goin wit dat!?

Black Kid.2: Init just!
by Eboney May 7, 2005
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sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.
megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter
by john September 28, 2003
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