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Christian

Biggest dick motherfucker alive. Is the funniest man alive. Pretends to love guys but in reality loves all people expect homos. Is a true G to rely on
Christian your dick is so big
by Alejandroloveschris April 18, 2023
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Often name of criminal thieves, and sex offenders
He touched my get, he is a christian
by Gthe3e May 3, 2023
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A guy who hits on everyone hoping for the slight chances of a girlfriend and has no rizz
Your such a Christian
by Ratfraction May 4, 2023
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Someone who is obsessed with the Jordan brand. His a good dude likes basketball, has his group of friends tends to try to hard to be cool or to fit in. All in all a good dude.
Person 1) Christian tries hard to fit in.
Person 2) yea I know those kids are t even that cool.

Person 1) and his always wearing Jordan clothing, Jordan clothes aren’t even that cool
by Krayons 213 May 16, 2023
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christian is this hot guy and he makes eye contact with you 24/7. you hope he likes you but your not for sure. he lives on a dairy farm but he’s not a farmer kid at all. he’s really hot.
damn, is that christian? he’s so hot.
by anonymous March 11, 2023
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A dude who usually plays a sport like lacrosse. He has a million girls fawning over him and nobody really knows why. He can’t make a decision to save his life, and is commonly caught between two people (his side chics? you’ll never know). Most of the time he is into a close female friend who may or may not be sleeping with him.
“I think i’m starting to like Christian”
You know he’s talking to his best friend
by rawrrawr17LOTRQ April 6, 2023
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A loser who is mixed race and should die a horrible death. He is a snake who records all discord conversations and sends them to his friend (who will not be named, but his name is Alex) in order to ruin the friend group permanently.
Ttren wants to rape Christians tight bussy as a worm
by jbumpus20 June 26, 2023
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