Candy stripper

A nurse who moonlights at the strip club.

Patient 1: Why does that nurse look so familiar?
Patient 2: Because you saw her last night on the pole, she's a candy stripper.

by #bsb December 31, 2016

hard candy

An erect penis. Called "candy" because bitches like to suck on it as if it were candy.

"Suck on this hard candy bitch!"

by IceWarm December 24, 2004

Candy Apple

A sexual act performed when you shove your balls into a female's hole while they are on their period.

John: Hey did you and that hot girl have fun last night?
Caleb: Yeah man, I gave her a giant candy apple!
John: . . .

by JC2012 November 6, 2009

Candy Crowley

The act of stepping in and saying something to try to save your friend in the midst of his or her telling a lie or exaggeration, when in fact you know it's probably wrong and you are supposed to be an unbiased party. Based on TV reporter Candy Crowley's actions in one of the debates of the 2012 presidential election.

Did you see that guy lie/exaggerate to everyone about what really went down? No one was buying it, but then some other guy swooped in and pulled a Candy Crowley, and everyone was like, wow! You know, like when Candy did it for Obama over Benghazi talking points.

by psara May 6, 2013

green candy

(ahaha I can't beleive someone already had this definition)

-marijuana
-weed
-pot

-yo u got sum green candy
-yea, blazing is amazing

by nihiice! May 13, 2005

candy wrappers

Condoms; sometimes colorful.

Damn, that candy wrapper is tight.
Sir: Candy Wrappers come in different size Sm,L,Xl.

by Brooklyn_1285 August 4, 2008

candy man

1. A doctor who prescribes a lot of anxiety medicines and/or pain pills, legally or illegally.

2. A doctor with an almost-gone rx pad.

You went to see the candy man Dr. Johnson and you didn't even bring back some Vicodin!?

by candy collector January 31, 2010