Certificate of Authenticity

A document that confers legitimacy on anything

"Does this Magic Water come with a Certificate of Authenticity?

by jack6128 January 25, 2024

certified dead

Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.

Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"

Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.

by piet pieraat February 6, 2024

Certified Hater

Also known as Al-Baraa. A Hater born, and made.

Damn, baraa still managed to complain in heaven? He really is a certified hater

by pseydoHakim November 20, 2023

certified ass clapper

a certified ass clapper is when you enjoy any subject that makes you exclaim that is a certified ass clapper

yo terry did you watch that movie last night. yeah its a certified ass clapper

by bigcunt46 December 2, 2023

certified ass clapper

When you like something so much you just cant contain your energy in any other sentence.

That game i just played is a certified ass clapper

by anonymous December 2, 2023

certified squid

A certified loser

Shut up you certified squid.

by anonymous December 7, 2023

carti hub

large pedo dungeon full of vaulters and nettspend fans... DONT interact...

person 1: "hey did you know @! chris manager of carti hub was a pedophile"
person 2: "yes i did its carti hub"

by veposant December 10, 2023