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dodging a bullet

Highschool/College slang meaning you didn't do an assignment/essay before the due date and something happens that pushes back the due date, which gives you time to do it.
person one: Damn, I'm lucky, I didn't do that assignment and it was due today, however school was closed. I don't know why it was closed, but I dodged a bullet!

person two: Damn, I wish I was lucky like you -.-

Face it, if dodging a bullet didn't exist, we would fail classes. everyone forgets an assignment now and then.
by X64-Brendon June 3, 2009
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bullett

A small patch of hair found at the small of the back closer to anus.
When Brenda bent over to pick up some change she dropped, she revealed her bullett to the world.
by Kid Kirill June 19, 2008
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woolly bullet

Tampon. Absorbent fibrous plug inserted into the vagina by female user to soak up troublesome menstrual discharge.
She always packs a round of woolly bullets in her handbag for those more 'difficult' days of the month.
by Patrick Staton July 22, 2007
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bullet-love-hole

A bullet hole through which a penis can be inserted.
Perferably through flesh.
I shot her in the head and fucked the resulting bullet-love-hole.
by nate body September 27, 2006
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twat bullet

Hutch fucked her ass good with his sweaty twat bullet!
by Dr. nakanutzoff October 21, 2008
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Bullet Proof Vest

If it wasnt for my bullet proof vest i would have been dead.
by shantea October 12, 2003
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bugle

Introduced to the English language as "beaugal", in 1634. Sir Frederick von Stuperheimer, a half German, half British Buddhist, had it officially altered to "bugle" because Parliament took pity on the man since he was legally retarded and presented his "case" to them; it was a soggy notebook filled with moldy cheese and worms.

If it wasn't, perhaps, for Sir Frederick, we'd still be saying beaugal to this very day. Pay homage to this master of the illiterary arts at his grave in the Upper West Side of Manhattan.
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