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Breaking Dawn

The final installment in the twilight saga that crushed the souls of thousands and thousands of crazed teenaged girls with it's horrible and slightly perverted themes.

SPOILERIFIC SUMMARY:

- Bella, the human, and Edward, the vampire, get married.

- Then they have rough sex that leaves her bruised and battered. (Also, he bites a pillow and covers her with feathers.)

- Then she gets totally pregnant with some kind of demon death baby who grows at a superhuman rate, can read thoughts in the womb, drinks blood in utero, and breaks Bella's ribs, pelvis, and spine from the inside.

- Some werewolf stuff happens and Jacob (20 year old werewolf) falls in love with the tiny demon death baby which sparked many confused and slightly disturbed comments and thoughts in readers around the country.

- The baby is delivered via Cesarean section, which is a polite way of saying that other characters rip Bella's stomach open with their teeth. ("Seriously, they cannot make this into a movie. I cannot imagine for one second how they could make this into a movie appropriate for teenage girls and keep this part in it.")

- Bella becomes a vampire and develops superpowers and has sex with Edward a lot of times.

- Everybody lives happily forever after.

The book does however leave one major unanswered question: What's it like doing it with the undead? "Was it like fucking a popsicle?" Alas, we'll never know.

The book was met with an awful response from the fans and motions to return every copy have been put in place.
After I read Breaking Dawn, I returned it. It was awful and slightly messed up.
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Breaking the BYU Honor Code

Sex.

So named for the February 2010 dismissal of Brandon Davies from the BYU basketball team, less than a month before the NCAA tournament, for "breaking the BYU honor code."

After a brief period of inquiry, the media was able to determine that his infraction was not criminal in nature (the most typical reason a collegiate athlete would be kicked off a team), but because he had had consensual sex with his girlfriend. BYU's honor code forbids students from having premarital sex and instructs them to "live a chaste and virtuous life."
James:
Sup dude, you wanna come over and play Call of Duty?

Josh:
Nah man, Jessica's coming over. We're gonna be Breaking the BYU Honor Code, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
by Transformers3People0 March 18, 2011
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Fall Break

\ˈfȯl ˈbrāk\ n. 1) A brief number of days in the middle of a semester when students do not attend class, but instead spend an inordinate amount of time in the library researching, memo writing, and outlining. See also mental break down. 2) A week long vacation mid-semester for faculty and administrators.
I spent my fall break studying in the library. My professor spent his fall break at Disney World with his kids.
by 1 L of a law student October 16, 2010
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Can't break my stride!

An expression used to express feelings of indifference towards a negative response to ones actions.
Bob: Dude, why are you wearing sunglasses indoors?! You look like a complete douche.
John: Can't break my stride!
by randomserb October 8, 2011
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Breaking Bad

When high school chemistry teacher Walter White (Bryan Craston) of Albequerque, NM is diagnosed with lung cancer, he resorts to cooking methamphetamine with a former junkie student to provide for chemotherapy, his 7-month pregnant wife and his son who suffers from cerebral paulsy.
A.K.A. The greatest show on Netflix
A.K.A. The greatest show on earth
Guy 1: hey, you seen Breaking Bad
Guy 2: saw like the first episode but it looks pretty stupid
(Guy 1 proceeds to violently strangle Guy 2)
by WalterWhite May 29, 2013
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Valentine's Day Break-up

When two lovers break up on or just before Valentine's Day. Usually over money, sexual frustrations, or because they don't feel they actually love one another enough to be valentine's day(Love holiday) worthy. Pure stupidity, ladies and gentlemen! Also a leading cause for higher suicide rates around the world at this time of year. Attention Valentine's Day Break-ups are the moves of all things filthy cold and heartless, these kind of people will die alone one day.
Valentine's Day Break-up example 1:
"How was your Valentines Day?"

"John broke up with me."

"What a loser. I'm sorry your sad. You will find someone."

Valentine's Day Break-up example 2:

5 days before V-Day.
"Hey Kate! We Should get together for Valentines Day."
"Sorry Justin, I can't do this anymore, I want to be alone."

"You waited until now to tell me this! WHY?"
by BLOodyValenTINE666 February 12, 2010
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Breakfast Coupon Blindside

A sufficiently effective and extraordinarily cheap way to satisfy disgruntled guests at a lodging facility; surprisingly effective tactic against the run-of-the-mill inexperienced traveler. (However, the well-traveled veteran will likely see right through this strategy)
Phew...that was a close one - he was pretty pissed off. Thank God for the Breakfast Coupon Blindside!
by Rad Dawg August 20, 2008
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