Bread Legs

Usually the type of legs East Coast girls have. Thick thighs from loving bread too much. East Coast meets garlic knots.
Girl you got some bread legs!! Do you still want to eat garlic knots tonight? Let's get pizza after!
by Breadlegsqueen April 23, 2017
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Bread Knifer

You do the biggest solid pooh in the known universe. usually dry with no use of paper, (or your partners face cloth), it is the need to cut it up with some tool, like a bread knife( partners toothbrush) to cut it in pieces in order to flush it
Should have seen the Bread knifer i had to let go.

pooh shit dump crap poop
by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011
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Slow as bread

Slow as bread is a phrase attributed to things that are going the normal speed as they should but you, for some reason, do not like it.
by vampireckstasee September 16, 2009
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loaf of bread

When a cat lays on its stomach and tucks its feet and tail beneath it so that they cannot be seen (appearing to look like a loaf of bread)
"Carly's too in love with her cat. Whenever it sits on its legs, she cries out, 'Aww, look at the loaf of bread!'"
by Katherine Bennett February 28, 2008
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liquid bread

beer, especially one rich in nutrients from the yeast used to ferment it
The shelves were full of liquid bread but there wasn't a single bottle of hard cider.
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G-bread

A person (generally a guy) who only consumes bread mainly garlic bread. Can be seen to eat other things on the bread but under no circumstances would those foods be legumes, vegetables or anything somewhat good for that person.
Hey, G-Bread is that garlic in the microwave?
Yo, G-Bread man! Can I smell garlic bread?
by Westbourne Grove July 24, 2006
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Bread Head

It's an adjective used to describe someone obsessed with bread. Hence bread is always on their head.
Kid 1: You hear what Johnny did?
Kid 2: What did he do?
Kid 1: He ate an entire loaf of bread.
Kid 2: What a Bread Head
by LordBreadHead January 30, 2019
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