Bowl of dicks

A bowl of dicks is precisely 13 dicks. No more, no less. Not to be confused with a bag of dicks

Why don’t you go home and eat a bowl of dicks?

by NinjaDave13 July 24, 2019

Bowl viper

When your shit is so long before it hits the water, it strikes your balls.

I took a shit and was bit by the bowl viper!

by Moyst Pan Ties May 31, 2016

Solar Bowling

When you use a magnifying glass to ignite your marijuana.

I lost my lighter, but no worries we can just go outside and go solar bowling.

by RottingDeathHead June 16, 2015

the bowl treatment

When one's hair exceeds their mothers liking. she proceeds to place the fitted bowl on her son's head and buzz off what ever hair she can see.

dude! look! i think Reece had the bowl treatment last night.

by emu fagget January 19, 2014

bowl grabber

When you take a dump so hard you have to grab the bottom of the toilet bowl for extra leverage

I just had a bowl grabber and shit a brick. Could you hear me screaming in the bathroom?

by Enjoi1310 January 22, 2018

Pro Bowl

A popularity contest in which mediocre 7-9 NFL teams have 9 selected players to play in an unwatched football game while the super bowl champions have 3. All selections are fan-based and considering how stupid the American population is, this correlates to the amount of “snubs” each pro bowl has. The pro bowl is also known as the “FU” statement to Julian Edelman and the New England Patriots.

Julian Edelman is snubbed of a Pro Bowl appearance every year despite being a future HOF receiver.

by Ms Gobies December 18, 2019

Beef Bowl

An obese woman's vagina

"Did you see the pic of that upskirt of Roseanne Barr?"
"Yeah man, you could see her beef bowl and everything!"

by TheRealLG January 8, 2012