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Semi-Blind Date

Meeting someone in person for the first after only communicating through email, text or social media applications.
The only way to be sure you're not getting Catfished is to do the Semi-Blind Date.
by CPL Punishment October 31, 2014
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Ear blind

To be unable to hear from the ears otherwise known as deaf.
Sally clapped at the guy but he couldn't hear her because he was ear blind
by Aloevero August 18, 2017
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blidge

Blidge is a (presumably) made-up word that the Thievery Corporation used a song called "Lebanese Blonde."

In the first verse, the lyric is "the clouds drifting through the blinds"; in a later verse, words and phrases are replaced with others that are phonetically similar, and the lyric becomes "the clouds drifting through the blidge."
Now I can hear the sound, the clouds drifting through the blidge.
by David March 1, 2005
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blimp out

To consume enormously vast quantities of food from buffets and fast food joints so as to become morbidly obese; to eat nonstop like a gluttonous pig.
A herd of fat black heffers and their niglets waddle in to blimp out at the old country buffet.

That obese nigger was so blimped out on ramen noodles he exploded!
by NigBith January 21, 2013
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Blind Ass Hoe

A Girl who spend so much time flirting that she misses a major detail, action, or event that happens. She then asks you to repeat what she missed.
A: Man, Becky wants to copy my homework again.
B:Didn't the teacher give the answers in class.
A: Yeah, but she was to busy blowing jeff to give a shit
B: What a Blind Ass Hoe

A: yeah, She is a total bitch
by Fuq da retards November 12, 2013
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Don't let the ponies blind you

Advice that can be given in almost any situation. It also makes no sense while making absolute complete sense at the same time.
"My boyfriend cheated on me last night at a party."
"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"
by catnaps April 29, 2010
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Blind

A girl who has no ass at all.

Just extremely flat. Like a person with no eyes cant see and is blind, she doesn't have anything you can see and is blind.

What Sir-Mix-ALot doesn't want.

"When a girl walks in with a not so itty bitty waist
And a nothing in your face
You don't get sprung"
"Ooooo, that girl is blind!" - DC H.A.N.

"I don't see anything, she's blind!" -The Rescuer

"She got a donk, naa, she blind." - OKT

BWAB
by The Realest Friend June 7, 2011
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