blasted ass

who blasted ass in here?
by HumanXtinction August 16, 2011
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blast a dump

To shit. Usually a short explosion of fecal matter.
I'm going to go blast a dump.
by cellophane September 06, 2002
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fing blast

a shortened version of "finger blast" ...which means to stick your fingers in the pussy and fuck it....with your fingers.
" Hey Ronald, where were you last night? I thought we were supposed to go out together?"

"Yea sorry Phil, Cathy was on my nuts, so I decided to stay home and break her off with the fing blast"
by asshole ralph the plumber December 03, 2009
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Ass Blast

When something awful happens that infuriates you, You have an 'Ass Blast' The event is so upsetting that you feel as if you could have a blast out of your ass.
Dude, An elf just took my cookie! I'm going to have a gnarly Ass Blast!
by Ricky and Carlos July 07, 2011
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shotgun blast

A hairstyle that's common among obese females. The front and top of the hairstyle is somewhat normal, while the hair on the back of the head is, for some reason, overly spiked out.
Almost all of the fat nurses were sporting the shotgun blast hairstyle.
by n0kx May 16, 2008
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face blast

Anyone wanna go for a face blast?
by emit June 11, 2008
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"blast out"

a new and upcoming way of saying goodbye in an urban setting
one can say "blast out" to let someone else know that he/she is leaving a scene or hanging up the phone.
by Jessica Vigars January 16, 2008
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