blastard

One who blares rap music at full volume with all windows open in his car, much to the annoyance of anyone else in a 30-foot radius.

Often two blastards will get into a volume war with their music, leading to a horrid-sounding mishmash of rap beats and cuss words that you can't keep from assaulting your ears even if you close your windows.

My drive from Atlanta to Orlando was plagued by the presence of a blastard that stuck by me on the highway the whole time. Now there's 8 hours I can't get the fuck back.

by FrackLuke March 17, 2013

aloha blast

Derived from the act of having sex on the beach in which sand enters into the vagina and is then queffed out...in a blast.

So I was banging this skank on South Myrtle beach and after I nutted in her eye, she gave me an aloha blast...felt like a fucking belt sander.

by Stu-stu-studio August 27, 2008

morning blast off

masturbating immediately after you wake up in the morning

I had a huge boner in the morning so i commenced my morning blast off

by wibbles33221 October 15, 2010

Snotgun Blast

When one sneezes violently as to require a cleaning product to remove the expelled mucus.

Oh man I just fired a snotgun blast all over my monitor.

by Thorian May 10, 2011

Sand Blaster

To lick your fingers, dip it in sand, and blasting it up her snatch. Also been known as clam digging.

Matt: "Joe, I heard you gave Lisa the sand blaster last night."
Joe: "I sure did! She said she liked it rough and dirty."

by T. sandman May 21, 2011

Ghetto Blasta

When a Ford Explorer has a terrible sub system and shoots out vibrations that will make you go on a ride through a magical forest with a hint of cajun spice.

Yesterday, the Ghetto Blasta was playing some gnarly dubstep and it almost made me have a conniption!!!!!!

by KARB July 8, 2011

master bung blaster

Sensei of all ass pounding, fudge-packing, stromboli boys. Known to lurk in the shadows of elementary bathrooms awaiting tender bungs. A.K.A. Walter "Marvin".

Hey Timmy, I wouldn't go in there. MB squared is on the prowl.

by The Old Man (Slurth) April 21, 2005