Bitterman

A man who has evolved beyond the need for some woman to validate his existence and has a desire for the finer things in life, such as self reliance, marijuana or fine Jamaican rum.

Tom: Chase! Dude, I asked her to marry me and she said yes!

Chase: Yeah, alright. *starts packing a bong*

Tom: Dude, what the heck? I just told you she said yes!
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Chase: Yeah, I heard you. Good job on finding a parasite for your weed and freedom.

Tom: Damn, you're such a bitterman...

Chase: Thanks, now can you get the rum out? *lights the bowl*

by APotSmokingCentipede May 4, 2011

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006

bittertweet

To post a negative tweet from the web site Twitter.

After John's movie was given a poor review he quickly posted a bittertweet against the author from his Twitter account.

by Zebjr September 30, 2009

Bitter

When a person has had too many disappointments in his/her life and is thus never happy for anyonelse...in fact, he/she would like for everyonelse to be as miserable as him/her.

Jenn: like, omg! I showed Brenda my engagement ring today and she wouldn't even congratulate me.

Heather: like, yea! She's so bitter!

by meowyes August 1, 2008

lady batter

A woman's love juice created during the state of arousal

She got so excited she squirted her lady batter for metres.

by Betty May 13, 2005

Bitter

A working-class white woman who clings to guns and/or religion, smokes a pack of cigarettes every day, voted for Hillary Clinton in the 2008 presidential primaries, and plans to vote for John McCain out of spite when the general election rolls around.

Kentucky and West Virginia are full of Bitters.

Hey, look at that sour old shotgun-toting Bitter over yonder! What's that, her 10th cigarette break in 2 hours?

by Iacopus June 24, 2008

Bitter Bus

The mode of transportation on which all thing that are bitter in nature ride.

Clever is the Bitter Bus.

Negative Nancies Ride the Bitter Bus.

by Jeff & Kyle September 20, 2008