pouka bear

a lovely cuddly creature whom you would like to squeez its face, a feeling of anxiousness.

Aww look at that little pouka bear, it is absoultely adorable.

by tonytone407 June 15, 2009

Bekah Bear

1) A wild bear, spotted only rarely on the coasts of beautiful beaches. Despite it's menacing name, it's known to be one of the cuddliest and friendliest of bears.

But beware, if hit with a craving for cupcakes, you're shit out of luck.

2) A common pet name for Bekahs, if you have half a brain to realize how cute she is. She'll blow your mind like a bear will rip off your face. Therefore, Bekah Bear.

Again, beware of cupcake cravings. There be no wrath like that of a hungry bekah bear.

Person 1: Is that a Bekah bear on that beach?
Person 2: Yea, it is... wait... what's that smell? IS THAT CUPCAKES?
Person 1: OH LORD, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US.
Person 2: I don't want to die! *sob*

Person 1: Gosh I love my Bekah Bear.
Bekah bear: I saw a cupcake commercial.
Person 1: *no longer there*

by HeroC March 2, 2011

Penn Bear

A big hugable bear from Pensylvania. Has a heart as big as a bear

Stevo: Maaaaan, I wanna hug that thang so baadd
Jamo: Who, Penn Bear?
Stevo: Yeahh, daawg, he be the huggin bomb

by Bear Love April 16, 2011

Jesus Beard

The path of soft snow that has been freshly groomed on a ski/snowboard hill. It is so smooth it feels exactly like what Jesus' beard would feel like if it were a mountain.

Sam: What hill should we go down next?
Blake: Let's go down Four Pipe, I just saw a new patch of Jesus Beard.

by TheSwineFlew December 27, 2011

Sarah Bear Foot

When you get dirty, black feet indoors regardless of whether you've been wearing socks, shoes, or just taken a shower. This pedestrian condition is quite contagious in that you can develop "the dirty foot" just by being in close proximity with an afflicted carrier.

Showers are of no avail. Sarah Bear Foot scoffs at shower scrubs and pumice stones. All barefoot trespassers beware.

Sarah was often confused with a circus entertainer that walked barefoot on hot coals. It turns out she just had a bad case of Sarah Bear Foot.

by Slap Bet Commissioner July 10, 2012

Sleepy Old Bear

Getting head while playing Call of Duty (only counts if the game is call of duty)

Dude i was playin video games and my girl came over....she gave me a sleepy old bear. and my ratio shot through the roof.

by dilly g January 13, 2009

Rapist Polar Bear

A polar bear that raped your mom. Everything bad is generally blamed on this polar bear.

bf/gf broke up with you "rapist polar bear must've told them about the other guy/girl"

door/locker was unlocked "rapist polar bear was hiding in there last night"

by wtf what name isnt being used? July 12, 2011