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keen bean

An eager person, usually with a nerdish edge to their enthusiasm.
"Hammy was already on my doorstep when I got home from work, even tho the show's not 'til 9. Brah's a keen bean."

"Jennifer's such a keen bean she ducked out of the New Year's party early to get a head start on her tax return."
by SeaBat June 11, 2006
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silly bean

A light hearted way of telling someone they have been a bit stupid.
a. "Do you mind if I speak to you another time, im a little bit busy."
b. "Of course I don't, you silly bean".
by Lauren Turner November 1, 2007
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Magic Bean

The female clit in a swollen, engorged condition caused by manual or partner stimulation.
Tanya worked her lover Mary's magic bean until Mary exploded in a massive, screaming, squirting orgasm.
by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009
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Coffee bean

clears mind; a pause that clears your head space to make room for other ideas.
This upbeat music is my coffee bean after writing this horror story for this act.
by @tikifaces_ October 10, 2019
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bean porn

the act of when a male with limbs engages in sexual intercourse with a female (or male in some rare cases) who are lacking limbs.

YOU FUCKING PORCH MONKEYS
the other day i wacked off to bean porn. THAT BITCH HAD NO ARMS ! ... OR LEGS!
by fat grimes August 6, 2006
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Vital Beans

A term used around parts of Atlanta to refer to DXM AKA Skittles.

Made popular by rap artist 'DG Yola' with his track 'Vital Beans'
"Hey where can I get some skittles"
"What is that?"
"You know.. those red and blue round things that contain DXM"
"Oh you mean those VITAL BEANS"
"Umm.. sure.. yeah the Vital Beans"
by CrushCrush December 14, 2009
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Neen the Bean

Doing what is necessary to be done. AKA getting between a girl's vagine.
Guy 1: What happened with that girl last night? Did you neen the bean?

Guy 2: Nah, she wasn't all in, so I had to jerk off instead.
by The Shfylox April 25, 2011
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