Battle dicks royale is when royal people (like the queen and the king) get together and slap each other in the face with erect dildos. The first one to get wet/get a boner looses. Is usually used when two countries are fighting over some land, and they don't want to start a war.
by I Know Weird Stuff May 15, 2016
Get the battle dicks royale mug.posted on Andy's wall
Kevin: if school was a 7 foot high jump you would never get it, and everyone would laugh at you. ps your sister is hott
Blake: I like the last part
Andy: one of these days blake, you're gonna walk down the wrong dark alley
Blake: kevin is the one that said it lol, doenst matter tho cuz your left hook is WEAK
Andy: kevin is an unknown quantity he may be retarded, who knows--in either case i cannot hold him accountable for his words.
i saw him trying to mimic a snowflake today, if that helps at all--
Blake:kevin is a wierd creature on this earth. God still loves him the way his is even though the female population is not attracted to is awkwardness in society
Andy: idk.i saw one of his females picking her nose and eating it, then eating ryans too
Kevin: first off. i saw i had to make sure that andy wasnt crying after he ate 4 ice cream cones today and then thought he was fat. he then went into the bathroom and stole all of the paper towels and stuffed them down his coat
blake, you have no room to talk because you once thought that your teeth were knocked out and made up an imaginary lisp to go along with your bs story, thats not as bad as andy.. but its still pretty bad
Andy: touche.. that was an excellent net-battle
Kevin: if school was a 7 foot high jump you would never get it, and everyone would laugh at you. ps your sister is hott
Blake: I like the last part
Andy: one of these days blake, you're gonna walk down the wrong dark alley
Blake: kevin is the one that said it lol, doenst matter tho cuz your left hook is WEAK
Andy: kevin is an unknown quantity he may be retarded, who knows--in either case i cannot hold him accountable for his words.
i saw him trying to mimic a snowflake today, if that helps at all--
Blake:kevin is a wierd creature on this earth. God still loves him the way his is even though the female population is not attracted to is awkwardness in society
Andy: idk.i saw one of his females picking her nose and eating it, then eating ryans too
Kevin: first off. i saw i had to make sure that andy wasnt crying after he ate 4 ice cream cones today and then thought he was fat. he then went into the bathroom and stole all of the paper towels and stuffed them down his coat
blake, you have no room to talk because you once thought that your teeth were knocked out and made up an imaginary lisp to go along with your bs story, thats not as bad as andy.. but its still pretty bad
Andy: touche.. that was an excellent net-battle
by akidwhomadeit May 4, 2010
Get the Net-battle mug.Related Words
batml
• Batman
• BATMN
• battle
• battleaxe
• Battle Royale
• Batman'ing
• battle of the booties
• Battle of the Bulge
• batmanning
Guy 1: The Dark Knight is one of the best movies I have ever seen.
Guy 2: Yeah I had a raging boner the whole movie.
Guy 1: I see that the Batman Effect worked on you too.
Guy 2: Yeah I had a raging boner the whole movie.
Guy 1: I see that the Batman Effect worked on you too.
by icanhasnachos September 27, 2011
Get the The Batman Effect mug.When you simulataneously jerk off two guys at once, using their joysticks in a similar fashion to the 1980's video game of the same name.
I walked in to my girlfriend's dorm room and she was playing tank battle with two guys from the hockey team.
by ChillWill October 10, 2013
Get the tank battle mug.The art of walking into your bedroom with your partner is naked while you are wearing a trainer hat like Ash Ketchum. You ejaculated on her face and say thay you gave her a Hydro Pump
by Mcfacialxgiver August 7, 2016
Get the Pokemon Battle mug.A game made in 2017 in which a player drops in a world of 99 other players, and battles for the Victory Royale. In this video game, the player may also buy skins, emotes and weapon wraps, as well as other cosmetics that enhance the game experience.
Fortnite B.R. was an epidemic that captured millions of people, but recently many fans think the game is dying, and many have moved away. It is commonly compared with other games such as Apex Legends and Call of Duty: Black Ops 4.
It is commonly referred to as just Fortnite. Its elder brother, Fortnite: Save the World, is a campaign game that is considered less popular than the former.
Fortnite B.R. was an epidemic that captured millions of people, but recently many fans think the game is dying, and many have moved away. It is commonly compared with other games such as Apex Legends and Call of Duty: Black Ops 4.
It is commonly referred to as just Fortnite. Its elder brother, Fortnite: Save the World, is a campaign game that is considered less popular than the former.
Hey yo, wanna play some Fortnite: Battle Royale?
Gotta get back on that Fortnite grind...
Yo, when's the next Fortnite update coming?
Gotta get back on that Fortnite grind...
Yo, when's the next Fortnite update coming?
by WordGeek456 October 21, 2019
Get the Fortnite: Battle Royale mug.by robinridesbitch January 4, 2009
Get the let's ride Batman mug.