bakersfield dozen

(Mathematics & Measurements / Units) three.

From the practice of giving three units where twelve were requested, because Bakersfield is a poor place in California.

Jesus, are you trying to short me with that bakersfield dozen again?

by California Nelson99 November 23, 2011

broke baller

A "hustler" that don't know how to stay in the game- usually carries the only $500 to their name with them at all times to look ballerific. A "hustler" that does more shit talkin on the block than hustlin- has no car, but ALL the latest gear (sometimes not even that), and talks about the "game" constantly.

That nigga been hustlin since 2000, and he still can't afford a car, or a place.

by Redstallyun September 14, 2005

glass ballerina

A person being in a fragile state, transient or permanent, that is marked by extreme emotional sensitivity, an unreasonable expectation of extra-special treatment (see prima donna) and remarkably low self-esteem.

I invited Susan out with us, but since my ex-girlfriend will be at the show, she’s being a fucking glass ballerina and won’t come.

Ever since I got her the wrong sized underwear for her birthday, she’s being a glass ballerina and says I think she’s fat.

by EtherPimp April 13, 2007

the baller things

a list comprised of all the baller things in the world, like knives, insane people, savages, having cars on campus, deer heads, beer, and slapping old people.

he used a needle to kill him? add it to the baller things.

by Mikey Pots n' Pans October 7, 2007

Warehouse Ballerina

Any of the human species that performs ballet in or around a warehouse setting using large, heavy machinery, such as a forklift.

That man really makes an art out of his Warehouse ballerina routine

by Nick Sweet September 24, 2008

The Bakers Dozen

The sexual maneuver which involves 12 tubs of cream cheese and 6 American Ninja Bitches. Females line up with two tubs of cream cheese each and dip their breasts into the cream cheese as the male licks their titties like an all you can eat bagel buffet until all the cream cheese is finished. He then finishes by jizzing a 98% cream cheese semen mixture into all six of the females.

Kyle hates vanilla sex. His favorite move is the Bakers Dozen.

Mr. Baker pulled a bakers dozen in the kindergarten class.

by Thehoodedwarrior November 28, 2016

Commuting the Bakerloo line

When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.

Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.

by Noel Bussey February 8, 2008