Hot Air Balloon

Its like when you're making love... with your special lady friend and you stretch your bean bag over her cornhole and tell her to fart.

Last night I got the best hot air balloon ever. Veronica streched my bean bag over her cornhole and farted, it smelled like cheerios. I couldn't help but blow my load!!

by Table Top August 14, 2009

Jacuzzi Balloon

When a sexually frustrated male inserts his penis into a jacuzzi tube and his erection creates a seal, leaving the forceful stream of bubbles nowhere to go other than into his poor urethra, causing his penis to inflate like a clown balloon. Also known as a Penis Purge or the poor man’s STD remedy.

Distressed Mother: "Help! 911! Please come right away!"

911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"

Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"

911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"

Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"

911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."

by J. Ballooner December 25, 2012

ballooned

The act of being extremely blazed off a volcano vaporizer

"Peavey got completely ballooned in Dougie's room last night.

by Nelson Carson November 3, 2007

balloon lollipop

blow job where john is wearing a condom. Opposite of natural lollipop

"Happy ending massage: $50, balloon lollipop $25 extra, natural lollipop $50 extra.

by Tallil Dave August 23, 2008

Balloon Menace

Anyone who buys balloons, inflates them and puts them in unsuspecting peoples mailboxes.

Qui Gon Jim: Why did we buy balloons and put them in that persons mailbox?

Darth Helium: Because we are a Balloon Menace.

by James Gracie August 23, 2011

crabby balloon

similar to a red balloon, its when you crunch the crabs off anothers pubes with your teeth.

girl: hey do you have change for a dollar.

guy: shut up you whore and give me a crabby balloon.

by dcgrp1 December 10, 2008

sandwhich balloon

the result of a sandwhich (usually with mayonnaise) mating with a balloon to create a sandwhich balloon.
unfortunately sandwhich balloons have taken to living underground after several countries governments started hunting them for experimentation, a small child was rumored to see one once, but mistook it for a pokemon.

tiny tim: OMG mummy its a pokemon!
mummy: no timmy thats a sandwhich, or is it a balloon?
tiny tim: ITS A FUCKING POKEMON BITCH!
mummy: timmy! apologise right this minute!
*sandwhich balloon sneaks off*

by The Spoon Of Destiny December 24, 2009