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Mitzvah Blanket

1.The blanket used during sexual intercourse by religious jews which has a cut out for the male genitalia as to minimize the physical contact between the husband and the wife while still having babies
Damn, Rachel will only let me use a mitzvah blanket, there is only a hole between us
by Tim pen123q2r June 14, 2010
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Wet Blanket

Someone who always ruins the fun; killjoy; never lets you do anything exciting or entertaining.
"Aw, come on, see the movie with us. Don't be a wet blanket!"
by anonymous May 28, 2022
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fur blanket

A sexual position in which the penis is placed in the partner's pubic or head hair.
Man, I was giving her a fur blanket, and I could tell she was using a new conditioner.
by snowpenguin September 14, 2014
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small blanket

A bad whore who has been passed around by many.
Damn Ma! You be getting passed around like a small blanket.
by HaveFaith November 14, 2013
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Lip Blanket

A term used by Canadians to refer to a kickass moustache.
Hey dude, Shawn’s got a fuckin unreal lip blanket.
by TheChelDefinitions November 1, 2020
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Blanket

Comfy safezone. The monster won’t be able to get you, the murderers won’t be able to find you, and it keeps you nice and warm.
If you ever feel unsafe, just hop under your blanket.
by Bubbabro999 March 29, 2024
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rookie blanket

a fine that every rookie has to pay at the beginning of the year at court to go towards some sort of team party.
the rookie blanket is 4$ and is due next practice
by anonymous April 14, 2024
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