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Reeses blanket

The Reeese Blanket is a blanket used to "clean up" after a good time in the bedroom by yourself.
Person 1: Hey nice Reeses Blanket.
Person 2: Probably shouldn't touch that
by Hotdoglover4592 July 19, 2024
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Pigs in a blanket

Slow down bro, there's pigs in a blanket in this hood
by Krimzin86 April 6, 2017
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blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.
I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.
by BBlaster June 1, 2025
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cold wet blanket

What you want when you're on Molly.
There's nothing like a cold wet blanket when you're rolling on some Molly
by shibbycoleslawpoe August 20, 2017
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Blanket

A veil of safety, maybe? Maybe a shield, to protect you from ghosts. Nobody really knows what it is, but all we know is that it protects you. It's also great at warming you.
I will protecc myself... with this BLANKET!!!!!!
by l a w n m o w e r November 9, 2020
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Apple blanket

When someone peels the skin off an apple and eats it.
That fucking idiot really eating the apple blanket?
by Mpact September 23, 2022
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Sausage Blanket

Ray should of used a sausage blanket before fucking Kim.
by DickPic21 June 14, 2018
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