windows 11

DO NOT GET WINDOWS 11 YOU DONT NEED THAT MANY WINDOWS 10 IS GOOD ENOUGH
i downloaded windows 11 to my computer and i hate it
by methaddict666 March 31, 2022
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Window Bukkake

When someone masterbates looking out their window and cums on the window
I saw Justin experimenting with window Bukkake earlier today.
by MrMagicFingersz March 25, 2016
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texting window

The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.
Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?

Or

Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.
by Pseudomaster December 24, 2014
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Windows 8.1

Windows 8, but 100x better.
The start button is back, no booting to the start screen etc.
An OS made in Late 2013 and was made due to the reception of the original Windows 8.
Windows 8.1 was very praised. but support ended almost 10 years later on: January 10, 2023.

I bought Windows 8 a few months ago, and I hated it. but 8.1 is AMAZING!!
by Boovian February 17, 2023
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Windows News

A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.
Bob: what is that virus on your screen?

Carl: That is Windows News.

Bob: is it dangerous?

Carl: Oh you don't even know!
by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021
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status window

the optimal time to post something really good on facebook, when you know the most people will see it as well as comment on it.
I only got 2 comments, I think I missed to "status window".
by jblonde December 02, 2010
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Crack Window

The missing Lateral Incisor tooth or Canine tooth (or both) found on most girls in their late twenties to early thirties who have partied WAY too much in their time.

While missing front teeth will usually be repaired or replaced, the teeth on the sides are often sacrificed at the expense of saving some good partying money.
"Yo, that girl at the end of the bar is pretty tight, yo."

"Yo, she got's da Crack Window action too. You can probably score some snow after you hit it, yo."
by I R Bin February 23, 2010
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