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heat score

girl: 'your shoes are ugly.'
guy: 'oh yea? your face is ugly! heat score!'
by cyanide&happyness February 20, 2011
mugGet the heat scoremug.

Mongolian Heat Pleat

First documented in the late Ming Dynasty, a common practice amongst the Mongol men during the Mongol/Khanate invasions of China; usually involving 3 or more men braiding each others foreskins together to avoid cryopathy of the glans. Colloquially known as Cock Cording and Knob Knitting. This is now referred to in the modern age as Docking.
“Christ lads, it’s so friggen’ cold out here, we should probs join in on a Mongolian Heat Pleat to save our skins!”

“Hey Steve, Kev and I were talking about trying out that Mongolian Heat Pleat thing we learnt in history yesterday? You want in?”
by Ghangrenis Khant December 2, 2021
mugGet the Mongolian Heat Pleatmug.

beat some heats

smoke cigarettes; to smoke massive quantities of cigarettes while pounding some beers or alcohol of some sort
Hey, Grant do you want to come over and pound some beers, and beat some heats tonight?
by what November 10, 2003
mugGet the beat some heatsmug.

Heat puddle(s)

A "heat puddle" is a mirage that is seemingly a puddle, these mirages typically appear on:open roads, empty highways, or concrete surfaces. These "puddles" are created by heat reflecting off of the concrete which only happens when it is really hot.
I saw a "heat puddle(s)" today, it was a mirage of a puddle created by heat reflecting off the concrete
by Hannah Canadian April 18, 2018
mugGet the Heat puddle(s)mug.

Heat Wave Bag

When a man does not shower for a fortnight during summer and then unsuspectingly teabags their partner while they sleep.
I heard my ex girlfriend cheated on my while away on vacation so I did not shower while she was gone and gave her the Heat Wave Bag the night she got back.
by McGuyver604 August 11, 2013
mugGet the Heat Wave Bagmug.

Heat by Louis Cicalese

obama vs Heat by Louis Cicalese:

Obama loses obviously
by obamano April 7, 2022
mugGet the Heat by Louis Cicalesemug.

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