Your mom 

Scariest creature to be alive.

If you go to your kitchen at 3:00 am and yell fortnite boy 400 times a person called your mom will appear and slap the lif out of you.

Your mom by Your mom Your mom Your mom October 13, 2021

your mom 

Your mom is used at a joke (sometimes people say it to tell u like “ur mom is here.”) People make your mom jokes whenever someone asks a question and no one answers, like: “what do we have to work on?” “ur mom.” People find those jokes really funny- but if the person you make the your mom joke on doesn’t have a mom then it’s really awkward. So make sure they have a mom…

“Heather, what does the whiteboard say? I can’t read it.” “your mom” *laughing* “No but seriously what does it say?”

your mom by goose624 October 16, 2021

your mom 

The best woman in bed, and I know cause I was in that bed with her.

Your mom was great last night.

your mom by culurful October 16, 2021

Your mom 

Hot

Your mom is hot

Your mom by Bleached_lemon October 18, 2021

your mom 

your mom is an adopted women who thinks she is cool, she is a loser, she thinks she has tig bitties, her cuchy smells like fish

jimmy is your mom

your mom by your mum definetion October 18, 2021

Your mom 

The best comeback to any situation. The phrase “your mom” can be used in literally scenario. The lest context the better. Using this phrase makes you instantly cool and people usually dont know how to respond so its also a great way to end a conversation.

- “Hey Candice did you here what happened to your cat?”: “your mom 😎”

- “what was all that noise?”: “your mom 😎”
- “your so dumb”: “your mom 😎”
- “bruh what is that?”: “your mom 😎”

Your mom by CandiceSaidSo October 19, 2021

your mom 

the person who i do every night.

Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!

Me:your mom

your mom by yourmom69notclickbaitrealARF October 20, 2021