Work doormat

Somebody who gets completely walked all over at work. They work over-time for free and they don't stand their ground at all.

Alice: What you up to tonight bae?
James: I'm on call tonight AGAIN!
Alice: But they don't even pay you for that?! You're such a work doormat!!

by imsofuckingquiche February 18, 2015

Work wex

When your tired as fuck basically wrecked and not in a fuck up way but a tired as fuck way and now have to work a 8 hour shift with no pleasurable benefit of the night before.

Man for real fuck my life I could drive off a bridge I’m so fucking work wex but I just gotta learn to get over it.

by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019

Da Works

Giving someone Da Works is when you remove, mute, block communications, file complaint and avoid the player on any gaiming system or in real life.

If you kill me one more time i'm going to give you Da Works.

by DoomedSoul16 October 9, 2011

working remotely

The act of taking a dump while being on one's smartphone doing either things pertaining to work or looking at sites to prolong your dump to get out of doing work.

Manager: "Time to start making phone calls!"
Worker: "I'll be working remotely...."

by bige42785 August 25, 2011

squirt works

Is what happens when you are fingering a woman so proficiently that she starts violently squirting all over your forearm, stomach and legs leaving a large puddle of liquid on the floor to mop up with a towel. If squirt works is accomplished it is almost guaranteed the woman will fall in love with you and your skills; be careful.

Last night I met this girl at the bar who invited me back to her place where I fingered her so hard squirt works emanated from between her legs

by Cjd1981#C.Kent July 4, 2017

Work-cest

The act or occasion of becoming romantically or sexually involved with a co-worker(s).

Now that Ben and Jamie are seeing each other, we have a serious case of work-cest on our hands.

by GennyTrent January 6, 2010

Working the fridge

When you are really bored and/or really high and find yourself rummaging though the kitchen way too much.

“Hey honey, let’s go for a walk. You are working the fridge way to much tonite.”

“Wow, we really know how to work the fridge in this house.”

“I got to stop working this fridge.”

“Got to be more to life than working this fridge.”

by RJLA January 7, 2023